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Hi ladies

I am now taking appointments.  I know that your small female brains are not capable of understanding complex medical issues, so I am here to advise you with my phallic, masculine wisdom.  Who's first?
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Re: Hi ladies

  • Are you made out of BPA free, recycled plastic?  If so, you're not just trying to rape me.  You're also trying to kill me.

     

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  • Me!

    What's that thing in your siggy pic?

     

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  • BPA is a conspiracy invented by Al Gore and the liberal blogosphere.  I wouldn't expect you to understand that though.  Also recycling takes jobs away from people who rely on our mass production of disposable crap, so basically recycling is evil.  HTH!
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  • image=MotherEarth=:

    Are you made out of BPA free, recycled plastic?  If so, you're not just trying to rape me.  You're also trying to kill me.

    Look on the bright side, if the BPA doesn't kill you it will just turn you gay. ;-)

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  • imageSno White:

    Me!

    What's that thing in your siggy pic?

     

    It is a transvaginal ultrasound probe, which goes in your vagina in order to shame you into having babies.  You live with seven men so I'm sure you have experience with penetration and therefore could not object to a simple ultrasound.  I recommend you try the birth control method called "stop being a hussy who shacks up with seven dudes."  HTH!

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  • Ah, my most loyal servant.

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  • Hi!  I really think these ladies don't know how good they have it.  I wouldn't mind a transvaginal u/s right now.  For one, it could tell me if my baby is already a zombie, which would be very useful information.  
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  • image=MotherEarth=:

    Are you made out of BPA free, recycled plastic?  If so, you're not just trying to rape me.  You're also trying to kill me.

     

    Are you a single mother? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm? I will need the names of all potential fathers of your children.

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  • imageTransvaginal Ultrasound:
    imageSno White:

    Me!

    What's that thing in your siggy pic?

     

    It is a transvaginal ultrasound probe, which goes in your vagina in order to shame you into having babies.  You live with seven men so I'm sure you have experience with penetration and therefore could not object to a simple ultrasound.  I recommend you try the birth control method called "stop being a hussy who shacks up with seven dudes."  HTH!

    There are 8 words in this paragraph I don't understand. 

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  • LOL

    image "There's a very simple test to see if something is racist. Just go to a heavily populated black area, and do the thing that you think isn't racist, and see if you live through it." ~ Reeve on the Clearly Racist Re-Nig Bumper Sticker and its Creator.
  • imagenitaw:

    LOL

    Nice save  ;-)

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  • imageSno White:
    imageTransvaginal Ultrasound:
    imageSno White:

    Me!

    What's that thing in your siggy pic?

     

    It is a transvaginal ultrasound probe, which goes in your vagina in order to shame you into having babies.  You live with seven men so I'm sure you have experience with penetration and therefore could not object to a simple ultrasound.  I recommend you try the birth control method called "stop being a hussy who shacks up with seven dudes."  HTH!

    There are 8 words in this paragraph I don't understand. 

    You don't need to understand.  Just put on this gown and put your feet in the stirrups and I'll be right with you.

     

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  • imageSno White:
    imageTransvaginal Ultrasound:
    imageSno White:

    Me!

    What's that thing in your siggy pic?

     

    It is a transvaginal ultrasound probe, which goes in your vagina in order to shame you into having babies.  You live with seven men so I'm sure you have experience with penetration and therefore could not object to a simple ultrasound.  I recommend you try the birth control method called "stop being a hussy who shacks up with seven dudes."  HTH!

    There are 8 words in this paragraph I don't understand. 

    I'm with you sno, there is no need to start using big words to try and confuse the masses.

    And people, there is no war on women, it's all a myth.  Stop killing ur babies.  I'm having all of mine.  They are a gift from god. I truly think he brought all of these wonderful men into my life to give me all of these wonderful children.

     

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  • imageWar on Women:
    Ah, my most loyal servant.

     

    Master, I am here to serve.

    Wait, I mean, who are you?  I am an impartial medical device who only seeks to provide informed consent.  I have never met you before in my life. 

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  • If Presidente Santorum lets us into America, will our boricuas have to deal with this?

    Maybe we should just enjoy the status quo. 

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  • imageCommonwealthOfPuertoRico:

    If Presidente Santorum lets us into America, will our boricuas have to deal with this?

    Maybe we should just enjoy the status quo. 

    I am offended that you have the gay in your siggy.  But I don't discriminate.  Brown, black, white, purple--I'll probe anyone. 

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  • When I am president, every women will be forced to have a transvag ultrasound weekly
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  • I don't get why this is such a big deal. It's not like women have ever had to do the "turn and cough" routine. That is a million times more humiliating.
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  • imageMens Rights Activist:
    I don't get why this is such a big deal. It's not like women have ever had to do the "turn and cough" routine. That is a million times more humiliating.
    Exactly.  They've been probed already, so what's the difference?
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    I'm good for you, whether you like it or not.
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