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Are there any other single ladies here today?

I just can't seem to find a man that can handle standing in my shadow. 

 

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Re: Are there any other single ladies here today?

  • Mama Earth, your shadow is a beautiful thing. We all totally bask in it.
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  • I feel alone, that's for sure.

    Sad 

  • It should be illegal for women to live alone. On second thought, it should be illegal for them to live together, because that would be a brothel. On third thought, what better place to enact male fantasy and male domination?

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  • If you're single, chances are you already know who I am.  Single ladies are the worst, all sexing it up and not wanting their babies.  How can they get away with sex without punishment?  They can't, not if I have anything to say about it.

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    I'm good for you, whether you like it or not.
  • Well, my mommy says, "When you really don't like a guy, they're all over you, and as soon as you act like you like them, they're no longer interested."
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  • imageWanda Cam:

    If you're single, chances are you already know who I am.  Single ladies are the worst, all sexing it up and not wanting their babies.  How can they get away with sex without punishment?  They can't, not if I have anything to say about it.

    It matters not. They can take aspirin and avoid your perverted methods.

    I'm handing out Aspirin like Tic Tacs today Baby!

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  • Have you tried being prettier?
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  • Single??? Then who pays for modeling school and your daughter's pageant entry fees?
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  • imageBlue Ivy Carter:
    Well, my mommy says, "When you really don't like a guy, they're all over you, and as soon as you act like you like them, they're no longer interested."

    QFT

    That's exactly how it is with this guy that I'm on and off again with.  It's like he comes and goes in cycles.  Sometimes he's here, sometimes he's only half here and other times he just disappears.

    Ever met him?

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  • imageSno White:
    Have you tried being prettier?

    You'll understand some day when you have a family, my dear.  There is no time for anything but yoga pants and pony tails when you have 7 billion children.

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  • Have you thought about adding some pizzaz to your wardrobe with glitter? It's a glitterevolution! 
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  • Single?  That's sad.  I try to always have a backup lover around.  I think I'm going to move Darryl to backup status soon.  It makes the most sense, you know?  My other options aren't very good, really.  Herschel is old, and Glenn loves Maggie.  Now that Shane is gone and no longer available as my backup, I have to think of the future.

    I could see Carol becoming a problem, because I think she has a thing for Darryl, but really I don't see how Darryl could choose Carol over me.  My luscious, yet greasy locks that are always in my eyes?  Or Carol's clean shaven head? NO COMPETITION. 

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  • image=MotherEarth=:

    I just can't seem to find a man that can handle standing in my shadow. 

     

    I can relate.  I think men find me intimidating. Then again, there is this:

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  • imageglitterisgreat:
    Have you thought about adding some pizzaz to your wardrobe with glitter? It's a glitterevolution! 

    Phhh.  Glitter.  I *** and these come out.

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  • I know a big lady like you wants a taste of this loaf. Oh yeah.
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  • You single ladies hook it up with me and you will magically no longer be single. I promise.

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  • I'm single in 43 states.
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  • Me!

    You should join me and my girls for drinks and apps later.

  • image=MotherEarth=:

    I just can't seem to find a man that can handle standing in my shadow. 

     

    Sooo totally get it

    ::hair toss, looks down at Kris::

    I still believe in love though

    I don
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