Politics & Current Events
Dear Community,

Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.

If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.

Thank you.

Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.

Where can I buy a sparkly hoody for Iceland's next pageant?

She will be doing Trayvon Martin for the talent competition.
image

image

Re: Where can I buy a sparkly hoody for Iceland's next pageant?

  • imagePageantMomma:
    She will be doing Trayvon Martin for the talent competition.

    I'm not sure, but I have a golden gun you can borrow

    image

    You bore me. image
  • Make your own! it's a great way to make something old shine!
    imageimage
  • would these work?

    image 

    image 

    image
  • Your daughter needs to put on a burka and learn to submit
    Warning No formatter is installed for the format bbhtml
  • I hope you realize that you are putting your daughter in grave danger by dressing her like a gangsta. 
    image
  • Well, here's some fashion advice from my daddy: ?Jeans too tight, your colors too bright, your voice too light.?
    image

    "You
  • image

    Here is an upcycled one made of organic wool. 

    Image and video hosting by TinyPic
  • If you keep pushing your kid along this path, when she's old I'm going to be the only man willing to comfort her late at night.
    Warning No formatter is installed for the format bbhtml
  • I have a feeling I'll get to meet her in a couple years.
    image
    I'm good for you, whether you like it or not.
  • Dude, it's like, totally unnatural for your daughter to be in pageants like this. She's a little girl and needs to be free from the shackles of societal beauty instead of being totally chained to them before her time.

    With a name like Iceland, though, I know she'll find her way to us when she's older and ready to learn the life Mama Earth always meant for us to live.

    Warning No formatter is installed for the format bbhtml
  • imageHamRove:
    If you keep pushing your kid along this path, when she's old I'm going to be the only man willing to comfort her late at night.

    I'm not pushing her! Pageants her favorite thing in the world.  It's her choice. Sometimes she can get a little moody at practice but then I tell her she can have some PIxie Stix if she stops pulling out mommy's hair and it works every time. Like I said, she looooves pageants.

    image

    image
  • imagePageantMomma:

    imageHamRove:
    If you keep pushing your kid along this path, when she's old I'm going to be the only man willing to comfort her late at night.

    I'm not pushing her! Pageants her favorite thing in the world.  It's her choice. Sometimes she can get a little moody at practice but then I tell her she can have some PIxie Stix if she stops pulling out mommy's hair and it works every time. Like I said, she looooves pageants.

    I give me daughter Mt Dew & Red Bull, we call it go-go juice and it puts Pixie Stix to shame... Just thought you may like to try.

  • Ok, kids are totally not.my.thing (ew), but there are some sick deals on Zulily. Have you checked it out? Otherwise, Neimans has a killer kids department. So I hear...
  • imagePageantMomma:
    imageHamRove:
    If you keep pushing your kid along this path, when she's old I'm going to be the only man willing to comfort her late at night.

    I'm not pushing her! Pageants her favorite thing in the world.  It's her choice. Sometimes she can get a little moody at practice but then I tell her she can have some PIxie Stix if she stops pulling out mommy's hair and it works every time. Like I said, she looooves pageants.

    Yeah.

    Keep me on hand. JIC

    Warning No formatter is installed for the format bbhtml
Sign In or Register to comment.
Choose Another Board
Search Boards