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Naked gym story from my DH - Updated for more laughs

We were at the gym this morning, and I was finishing up with my trainer. DH comes out of the (small) locker room and walks up to me with this horrified look on his face. He says "This mf-er in the locker room. He got butt-ass naked right there in front of me, and THEN walked over to the urinal to pee. Really??? You're not at home, a-hole!"

I had to burst out laughing, then spent the next 15 minutes on the bike trying to figure out which guy he was talking about. 

Clearly DH is not comfortable with naked old men in the locker room. 

Update: DH just told me that he then put on a black JOCK STRAP! WTF was he doing that he needed a jock strap? It's a small gym. No classes were going on. There are weights and cardio equipment. Oh my god.

Re: Naked gym story from my DH - Updated for more laughs

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  • I am just not a naked-in-the-locker-room gal. I have a beach cover that I put on once I'm out of the shower. My H's best friend is convinced that the women's locker room at the gym is just like a Playboy photo shoot. I can't convince him that nothing could be further from the truth!

    fiizzlee = vag ** fiizzle = peen ** Babies shouldn't be born wit thangs ** **They're called first luddz fo' a reason -- mo' is supposed ta come after. Yo Ass don't git a medal fo' marryin yo' prom date. Unless yo ass is imoan. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Then yo ass git a all-expenses paid cruise ta tha Mediterranean n' yo ass git ta hook up Jared Padalecki on tha flight over while bustin yo' jammies. But still no medal.
  • I went to the gym midafternoon last Saturday. I went to the back of the locker room because it is near the pool. As I walked through, I noticed the locker room was empty. I got a locker and started undressing when this woman comes into the locker room and takes the locker right next to mine. She proceeded to get totally naked and as she was bending over her bare ass was almost touching me! I already had my outer clothes in the locker and was just putting my glasses in so I asked her if she could move over a bit since I didn't want her ass on my face. She gave me a nasty look and moved over about 3 inches. Why take the locker right next to me when there are 50 open lockers?
  • What is wrong with these people??
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