Okay...so this was the original email I got from the creeper (in case you don't remember)
http://community.thenest.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/64628586.aspx
So I copy/pasted the suggestion from JM and this is what I just got back....
Why go to church if you're not going to pay attention? I don't do anything I'm not interested in doing and I never give anything expecting a return. I'm not a serial killer but I'm trying to bring Creepy 'back' in style. When I see large groups of women jogging together I think 'Great they're already running!', and I seriously want to have a hankerchief with the words ' Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?' stitched into it. Saves me having to say it... *sigh*.
And he's blocked!
Re: F/u to OkCupid message o'the day
Holy crap!!! That's hilarious! Part of me thinks he's also joking, but wtf?!
For the entertainment of SO, can you please unblock him and respond again? I'm sure JM can come up with an equally disturbing response again to help you out
I'd bet he took that many days to come up with that gem!
HEY NOW!! What are you trying to say? Hahaha...only joking!!
3/12 5 mi -- 49:22 Pace: 9:52
5/1 Half Marathon -- 2:11:22 Pace: 10:01
5/22 10k -- 56:29 Pace: 9:00
5/24 3.6 -- 29:03 Pace: 8:18
7/10 15k -- 1:44:46 injured Pace: 11:14
10/29 5k -- 28:24 Pace: 9:04
If he didn't live in my town, I'd poke the bear a little more....but I'm afraid I'll actually run into this guy at some point!
This is all really funny!
I'm pretty sure that after your response, he legitimately thought you shared his sense of humor and was excited about it. I bet he's scratching his head about being blocked.
So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
Yep...an absolutely classic line. Having said that I agree with Doris blocking him...just too damn bizarre.
I would make a dumb remark like that to someone, in public, where they could see me laughing about it....probably not in an email format!
It was a compliment in the biggest way, JM. That you're creative enough to craft another awesome response....although there's got to be a bit of crazy in that head of yours to come up with these things
Ha! How right you are.