September 2009 Weddings
Dear Community,
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
MFM - Niners Edition
Which Niner would you Marry, who would you and who would youe maim? And go!
Re: MFM - Niners Edition
My previous statements still stand:
Marry: Ames, because she's one of the best mothers I know, therefore I know Samma and any other children we have would be in the best of care. Plus, she cooks! =D
F*ck: Christina. Tattoos. Rawr.
Mame: Rach, only because she's just too perfect as is.
updated 10.03.12
Marry: Nooner for her cooking skillz and fun personality. Although now that I had more tine to think on this Ames is a really close secon for me.
: Steese cause she's a hottie
Mame: SW2B there's no one else that irritates me as bad as she did. I was trying to think of others that in certain situations that have come up I've wante to mame but the only ones I can think of no longer post so I won't bring them into this.
Marry: Stees because we are two peas in a pod and I know we could live together without driving each other insane.
F*ck: Nooner because she has the dirtiest STF posts.
Mame: Memily because she's really perky. Like, REALLY perky.
Marry: Ames. We're peas. I even told her the other day that I would let her kid touch shiit in my house and I wouldnt even get mad about it.
F8ck- Christina. She is hot yo.
Mame: I feel like this varies on a week by week basis for me. So far this week, I dont have anyone. Obvs SW2B tops the all time list. Plus JW, I'm sure she still lurks even though she left cuz no one likes her *waves*
Marry- Beth. She's the funniest and most level headed of us all. Plus, she works from home, so I'd have a clean house and dinner on the table every night. That's how it works, right Beth?
***- Kel. I like her red hair. And if I were going to go lesbi I'd like to experience really big boobs. (sorry Kel, maybe that's a little too honest).
Mame- Rach, because she complains about her post baby body, and then writes blog posts about having to return a dress and get an extra small instead. She also thinks she needs a one piece swimsuit now.
Thanks dd- not too honest!
Marry- DD- I think you would be a great wifey!
***-nooner- she does have some great great SF posts
Mame- I would have to say em as well- she is pretty peppy.
Marry: Gotta go with DD; she cooks and decorates and is pretty and (I assume) has a southern accent and is an awesome teacher...I agree that she'd be a terrific wifey!
F*ck: I'd say it's a toss up between Mary and Kelly; clearly I have a female type and that female type is red hair and big boobs!
Mame: tough one since I PPH the Niners and haven't really had any confrontation with anyone on here...I'll be lame and go with the standard SW2B answer.
wow, I so did not see myself getting picked for the f*ck! Thanks ladies, you made my day!
Marry: I think I have to go Mary or Stees. If I were to ever marry someone else, it would be someone who would cook for me every once in a while.
F*ck: I'm gonna go Christina on this one too - You strike me as one of those "lady in the street but a freak in the bed" kinda girls.
Mame: I've never wanted to injure someone as badly as I did SW2B, so I'm sticking with that. Anyone else would be maybe a kick in the shins at the most.
Awww! Nicest ever! The house cleaning and the dinner on the table is actually a reasonable assumption. I menu plan on the weekend and dinner is started/almost done by the time my baby gets home!!
Marry - Rach. She is so crafty, has an amazing eye for decorating and always looks so put together. I'd slap a ring on it! :op
F*** - This is totally not a circle jerk answer, before I even read her answer I was going to say DD. She chose oral over cheese and so did I. Fate yo.
Maim - all of you that keep writing "mame" instead of "maim" :op
I KNEW that didn't look right! I couldn't for the life of my figure out why! lol.
DAMMIT!
I blame Christina.
Balls!!!! Autocorrect didn't fix it! I deserve to be maimed for this!
Marry - I will go with Mary. She's a girl after my own heart with her editing background. Also, she's a total sweetheart.
F**k - Christina. She's beautiful and I think she's a blast.
Maim - DD. she can cook waaaaay better than I can and ever will be able to do.
This made me lol and smile.
thanks nooner! I also didn't think so many would wanna dooo me 
. I appreciate the love errr lust? 
Maybe just Nooner's kick in the shins suggestion
)
I'll take it, it's deserved and flashed me back to elementary school when kicking shins was the thing to do.
Marry - Beth. Funny, chill, and not dramatic. Win.
F - Another vote for Christina
Maim - Idk, the people who used to bug me don't really bug me anymore. If I maim DD, can I steal her job?
Aww, and here I thought we were all just huge Angela Lansbury fans!
"You coax the blues right out of the horn... Mame!"
updated 10.03.12
Marry: Michelle. Even though we haven't met in person I think we have a good bit in common.
Eff: Mary. I have a thing for red heads. And her b-pics were hot.
Maim: SW2B. I tried really hard to not let her get to me but after giving sound advice about her dog and having her attack me for it? Yeah, I'd maim her.
Andplusalso, can we quit calling her a Niner? Puh-leeeeeeeeeeeese????
Marry: This is a tough one. I think I'm going to go with DD. She's adorable and southern, sounds good to me!
F**k: Nooner. She sold sex toys! WIN.
Mame: I'm going to dredge up the past and say Blurry.
Marry: Michelle. She could make our house look pretty with all her crafty-ness
F*k: Nooner with all her toys!
Mame: Tough one, I will stick with the stand by answer as well... SW2B
I laughed out loud for real. Awesome.