September 2009 Weddings
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s/o MFM....
inspired by yesterday's post, let's do another. Same questions - Marry, F*ck, Maim, one for each category.
Celebrity? (That isn't a musician or athlete)
Musician?
Fictional Character? (TV, movie, book - actual CHARACTER, not the actor/actress)
Athlete?
Famous Foodie?
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Re: s/o MFM....
Celebrity? (That isn't a musician or athlete)
Marry - Denzel Washington. The man ages so well, I swear he gets hotter as he gets older....
F*ck - Is, and probably always will be, Ryan Reynolds.
Maim - Kim K. If only it wouldn't feel her ego more....
Musician?
Marry - Jason Mraz. I think he's a cutie, seems way laid back, and like he doens't take like *too* seriously. And I heart his voice, he could sing to me any time I wanted.
F*ck - Adam Levine right now - seing him twice a week on the Voice makes me all riled up.
Maim - Ke$ha. Just for having a $ in her name.
Fictional Character? (TV, movie, book - actual CHARACTER, not the actor/actress)
Marry - George from Grey's Anatomy. I miss George. I feel like he'd treat any girl like a princess. Similarly, Doc from Alcatraz. He's so NMT, but I'm developing an adorabel crush on him.
F*ck - Alex Cross (James Patterson book character). I've been reading Alex Cross books for SO long I kind of feel like we're in a relationship, lol. I've read enough about him screwing other women, I want a turn!
Maim - Lori from Walking Dead. Stupid slutt who never knows where her kid is.
Athlete?
Marry - David Freese (Cardinals). He's a cutie patootie. And grew up in STL. And I would like a WS ring in the house. You just never know when you would want to look at one.
F*ck - Tim Tebow. Just to be the first, lol.
Maim - Payton Manning. We don't want you here in Denver, go back to where you came from.
Famous Foodie?
Marry - Michael Symon (Iron Chef). I feel like he would make me laugh and be a lot of fun. And he would make me delicious food every night.
F*ck - Curtis Stone. As long as he's talking dirty in that hot accent of his.
Maim - Ina Garten. I'd love to shank that stuck up, pretentious b*itch on her white couch in the Hamptons.
Celeb:
Marry: Ryan Reynolds
F*K: Bradley Cooper
Maim: Can we clump all the Kardashians together in this one?
Fictional Character:
Marry: Kevin from Shameless
F*K: Jim Longworth from The Glades
Maim: Karen from Shameless
I can't think of any others.
Celebrity? (That isn't a musician or athlete)
M: Ben Affleck.
F: I'm in a Taylor Kisch phase right now. Yes please.
M: The Situation. Or any of the Jersey Shore cast. But the maming would probably produce a spin off... so...
Musician?
M: Joey McIntyre! Still cute, 25 yrs later.
F: Dave Grohl.
M: Katy Perry.
Fictional Character? (TV, movie, book - actual CHARACTER, not the actor/actress)
M: Mr. Darcy in Pride and Prejudice (of course), although I wouldn't complain about Colin Firth either.
F: Chuck Bass from GG.
M: Bella in Twilight.
Athlete?
M: Dirk Nowitzki. He's not that hot but he's super rich, amazing at what he does, and wants more than anything else to settle down and have a family. Very hard to find.
F: Jim Edmonds. So what if he's diseased and on his 6th baby's momma, he's super super super sexy.
M: There are so so many here. I'm going with Nijer Morgan of the Brewers and/ or Manu Ginobili of the Spurs.
Famous Foodie?
M: Curtis Stone. I'd be happy to listen to his accent forever.
F: Johnny Iuzzini. Seems fun for a fling, too annoying to want to marry. Or Eric Ripert, but I'd be scared of being critiqued afterward.
M: Hugh Acheson- sooooooo obnoxious. I'd torture him, starting with unibrow waxing.
Stand up for something you believe in.
1. You'll have to fight me for him!
2. Eric R - lol. But I agree, he has this crazy intensity about him, makes him very sexy.
3. DED.
1. You can be on his "list" a la Friends.
2. Right? He's old dude hot.
3. I knew you'd like that one.
Stand up for something you believe in.
Celebrity:
Marry: Ryan Gosling
F*ck: Jason Segel (I don't know why)
Maim: Angelina Jolie. She's so smug.
Musician:
Marry: Justin Timberlake. Always.
F*ck: Jason Mraz. I think he'd do some weird kinky shiit.
Maim: Taylor Swift. I mean come on.
Fictional Character:
Marry: Dr. Sam Bennett (Taye Diggs - Private Practice)
F*ck: Peter Bishop (Fringe)
Maim: the Court-Appointed Guardian guy from Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
Athlete: I'm intentionally leaving this blank because I don't know any athletes.
Famous Foodies:
Marry: Aaron Sanchez
F*ck: Geoffrey Zakarian. Angry sex.
Maim: Annie from Annie's Eats. She's a biiitch in comments.
ETA: BIIIIIIIITCH. Stupid nest. I'm 27 years old and I can say biiiiitch if I want!
DUDE, seriously. I used to be a big Annie fan, but she has gotten REAL biitchy. At first it was just in response to stupid people, which I gave her a pass at. But now she's all "gee, I don't know, I've never done it. You'll have to try it yourself." I mean, there's a nicer way to say that. Like "I haven't tried that, but you should and let me know how it turns out!" Or don't respond to every comment. No law out there says you have to.
Celebrity? (That isn't a musician or athlete)
marry- paul Walker- he is a pretty pretty man
f*k - hello- Ryan Gosling- need I say more
Maim - Amanda Bynes- with her recent nutso tendencies she is a little more vunerable, however, before too peppy for me.
Musician?
marry - John Legend- he seems like a great man
f*k - hard to pick just one- Adam Levine, Nelly, I could go on
Maim- John Meyer
Fictional Character? (TV, movie, book - actual CHARACTER, not the actor/actress)
marry - Can I marry Edward in Twilight.... I cant think of another.
f*k - Dr. Avery. oh the blue eyes
Maim - Sue Sylvester- she is very annoying on Glee
Athlete?
marry - Joey Votto- the man is cute and has a lot of money
f*k - reggie bush
Maim- I have to say Chad Ocho Cinco- man he has let us down in the past and he is hella weird now
Famous Foodie?
marry- curtis stone. oh he is pretty
f*k - Brian Voltaggio
Maim- bobby flay- since he was on Entourage I cant stand him
Celebrity? (That isn't a musician or athlete)
him.
Marry - Jason Segel. I kind of
F*ck - Bradley Cooper. Forever. or Ryan Gosling.
Maim - the entire Kardashian family
Musician?
Marry - Hmm..what's Brandon Boyd from Incubus up to these days? I'd marry him I think.
F*ck - Jared Leto..just so my pre-teen dream of banging Jordan Catalano could be realized.
Maim - Greenday. God I hate Greenday.
Fictional Character? (TV, movie, book - actual CHARACTER, not the actor/actress)
Marry - Zaphod Beeblebrox from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. We could travel the entire universe and cause chaos. How fun! Or Jeff Winger from Community
F*ck - Sam (Taye Diggs) on Private Practice.
Maim - Gloria on Modern Family. I find her really annoying.
Athlete?
Marry - Ray Allen. I love him and I want his mom to be my mother-in-law
F*ck - Ochocinco. That body is ridiculous
Maim - Anyone in the Manning family really. LeBron is a really close second.
Famous Foodie?
Marry - Eric Ripert. Sexxy.
F*ck - Anthony Bourdain. I think it would be hot and dirty. Sounds kind of fun..
Maim - Bobby Flay. That smug looking bastard.
Celebrity:
Marry: Joseph Gordon-Levitt
F*ck: Ryan Gosling
Maim: Kris Jenner
Musician:
Marry: Gavin Degraw
F*ck: Justin Timberlake
Maim: Justin Bieber
Fictional Character:
Marry: Noah from the Notebook
F*ck: Don Draper
Maim: Cathy from The Office
Athlete:
These are soley based on looks lol
Marry: David Beckham
F*ck: Arron Rodgers
Maim: Peyton Manning
Famous Foodies:
I don't know too many food people by name except:
Maim: Rachael Ray, she just bugs me
These are good ones too. But I think I'd marry Brian Voltaggio and F Michael Voltaggio.
Stand up for something you believe in.
I almost picked him too. For the same reasons.
Celebrity? (That isn't a musician or athlete)
Marry: Ryan Gosling. He seems like a sweetheart.
F: Robert Pattinson. Especially after seeing the Cosmopolis trailer. I just want to lick his jaw.
Maim: Julia Roberts. Because I've always just had a general dislike of her perfect-ness.
Musician?
Marry: Jason Mraz. I really have no reason.
F: John Mayer. While he's a raging d0uche, I bet he's killer in the sack.
Maim: Ke$ha. gah I hate her SO much.
Fictional Character? (TV, movie, book - actual CHARACTER, not the actor/actress)
Marry: Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds). It would be like being married to a search engine, I'd never have to think for myself every again. And he's so adorkable, I could just smoosh him.
F: Chuck Bass. He needs no explanation.
Maim: Gale from HG. He's too pretty and needs to be brought down a peg or two. (at least he's pretty in my head - the guy from the movie is not what I pictured)
Athlete?
Marry: David Beckham, so we could have a bunch of gorgeous babies.
F: Carlos Gomez. He's such a cocky little a$s, but I bet he'd be a beast.
Maim: Tiger Woods.
Famous Foodie?
I'm skipping this one because I don't know enough about any of them. Other than Rachael Ray, her perkiness irks me.
I almost said this, and for the same reason. Great minds, my friend.
F: Chuck Bass. He needs no explanation.
and mary- I agree I will take both Voltaggio brothers.
Celebrity
Marry- Ryan Gosling
F- Bradley Cooper
Maim- Kim Kardashian
Musician
Marry- Bruno Marz
F- Drake
Maim- Kayne West
Fictional Character
Marry- Dr. Avery from Grey's
F- Tyler Durden
Maim- Rachel Berry
Athlete
Marry- Tim Tebow
F- Cam Newton
Maim- Brett Favre
Famous Foodie
Marry- Tom Colicchio
F- either of the Voltaggio brothers
Maim- Rachel Ray
Marry: Josh Holloway
F*ck- Alexander Skarsgard (over and over and over!)
Maim: Snooky
Fictional Character?Marry: Fox Mulder
F*ck- Sawyer from lost and Eric from Trueblood (can I have them together!?)
Maim: SnookyAthlete?
Marry: No Idea
F*ck- The Rock (ok, now he's a movie "star" but when he was on WWF he was yummy!)
Maim: Tebow- just because I got sick of hearing about him!June Bugs Blog
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I started to, but then I got distracted. I plan to pick it up again soon.
SPOILER ALERT
updated 10.03.12
Lol, no not really. I am just reading it now, so I can't really give spoilers since I don't know what happens. Just asking because I am totally hooked. I am listening to it in the car in traffic and I find myself looking forward to traffic.
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