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hey, buttfukcers!

Re: hey, buttfukcers!

  • I hate the nest.  It ate my post.   

    ETA: I'm just sitting around watching grey's and hoping my kid goes the eff to sleep sometime soon.  He hasn't stopped talking since the minute I picked him up. That wouldn't even be so bad if he didn't require constant interaction and responses back from me.

    We apparently have some pretty gnarly weather headed this way the next two days.  They're saying to expect baseball sized hail and tornados. I'm already anxious. I hate this stuff. 

  • ugh. the nest is the biggest buttfukcer of them all.

    actually, no. buttfukcer is kind of endearing. the nest is the anit-buttfukcer.

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  • Well I never!

    I'm trying to get readings done for my class, but they're boring and I don't want to read them. I want to shop online for watches for my birthday instead.

    It's really a dilly of a pickle. 

  • Hi. I'm moving in 2 days. I'm over it. 
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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • I'm working and eating jellybeans and occasionally groping my husband.

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  • imagenoisy_penguin:
    I'm working and eating jellybeans and occasionally groping my husband.

    I want to eat jellybeans and occasionally grope my (not quite) husband.  I'll pass on the work part though. 

  • I find nothing endearing about buttfkcing.
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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • i dissected a sheep brain in class today. it was so weird. they're so...small.

    then i was a total biotch to my youngest because he decided to have a full meltdown before his t-ball game because he didn't want to play.

    now i feel like the worst because i was angry at him.

    and i'm hungry. i didn't eat dinner. there isn't much to eat up in this place either.

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  • imagesalimoo:
    I find nothing endearing about buttfkcing.

    You just haven't done it right. 

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  • imagesalimoo:
    I find nothing endearing about buttfkcing.

    no. but calling you a buttfukcer is a term of endearment.

    you know how i know?

    because i said so.

    buttfukcer.

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  • imagenoisy_penguin:

    imagesalimoo:
    I find nothing endearing about buttfkcing.

    You just haven't done it right. 

    And by that, you mean she hasn't gotten a $200 check for it. 

  • imageWendyToo:
    imagenoisy_penguin:

    imagesalimoo:
    I find nothing endearing about buttfkcing.

    You just haven't done it right. 

    And by that, you mean she hasn't gotten a $200 check for it. 

    Guffaw! 

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  • imageWendyToo:
    imagenoisy_penguin:

    imagesalimoo:
    I find nothing endearing about buttfkcing.

    You just haven't done it right. 

    And by that, you mean she hasn't gotten a $200 check for it. 

    I would find anything endearing for a $200 check right now. I want a new purse.

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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • imagesalimoo:
    imageWendyToo:
    imagenoisy_penguin:

    imagesalimoo:
    I find nothing endearing about buttfkcing.

    You just haven't done it right. 

    And by that, you mean she hasn't gotten a $200 check for it. 

    I would find anything endearing for a $200 check right now. I want a new purse.

    what you need is a partner to go into the store with you and fake a seizure.

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  • imagesalimoo:
    I find nothing endearing about buttfkcing.
    You're not doing it right.
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