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It's so dead in here.

Lorne is on call tonight. It's a good thing he doesn't travel for work or something, because I eat like shiit on night's he's gone. There's a strong possibility I'll eat cheese and potato chips for dinner tonight.

We took our walk early today because it's supposed to rain. Now we're back and the kids are all "WAH I'M CRAZY LET ME WATCH TV AND CLIMB ALL THE THINGS AND WHY DO YOU NEVER FEED US FOOD" even though they ate a scone, yogurt, and bananas for breakfast, and then had a cookie at the grocery store.

I spent a good portion of Wednesday and yesterday cleaning all the things, and now it's already a fuccking mess again. Children.

Lorne thinks maybe he wants to be a pediatrician and not an adult doctor. This throws a wrench in all his plans he made for next year, as all the pediatrics rotations before residency interviews are completely full.

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Re: randoms

  • Mr. Spiderman asked me the other day when you guys were going to be staying with us, and I said you'd be staying with Fitty in her palace instead if Lorne did get the rotation he wanted here.  And that made Mr. Spiderman very jealous.  He really likes Will.  So maybe Will can come live with us for a while.

    I am so tired that I'm about 99.9% convinced I won't be running tonight.  My last run on Tuesday was a total disaster.  I was dying of heatstroke.  It was only like 63 degrees out and I was like, "It's so damn hot.  Milk was a bad choice."

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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • I feel you on the crazy kid bit (minus one Will). And the lack of food. Bleh.

    I noticed E has a molar today. Had no idea it was there until she was laying down and had her mouth wide open (yay screaming!).

    I'm not at work today. I start my new job Monday and my current boss told me I shouldn't work the rest of the week because now that I know I have a new job I will be a "safety hazard" at work. Ummm, ok. So glad to get out of there.

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    "If you wanna win then you shoulda put a hat on it. Don't be mad when you see a knit cap won it. If you wanna win then you shoulda put a hat on it."- Fenton

  • I want to leave work NOW. I'm grumpy and tired and angry and ready for the weekend. grumblegrumblegrumble.


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    Baby Boxer is coming! 5.23.12
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  • I think I might be addicted to chips and salsa. It's all I want to eat always and forever.
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  • imageL_Woods:
    I think I might be addicted to chips and salsa. It's all I want to eat always and forever.

    This. Ok, chips and Guacamole though. I can kill some guacamole. Man, I love it so much.

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    "If you wanna win then you shoulda put a hat on it. Don't be mad when you see a knit cap won it. If you wanna win then you shoulda put a hat on it."- Fenton

  • imagePeonyParty:

    I feel you on the crazy kid bit (minus one Will). And the lack of food. Bleh.

    I noticed E has a molar today. Had no idea it was there until she was laying down and had her mouth wide open (yay screaming!).

    I'm not at work today. I start my new job Monday and my current boss told me I shouldn't work the rest of the week because now that I know I have a new job I will be a "safety hazard" at work. Ummm, ok. So glad to get out of there.

    Wait, what now? I don't know what your job is, but I can't imagine you are going to go around lighting fires or tripping people or something, all in anticipation of your new job. 

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  • I haven't run since I did my long run on Sunday.  I'm a lazy mofo.

    I had sex this morning and even though it was quick, it was fantastic.

    My dog has a tu-ma on her leg.  The vet wants to keep an eye on it for now because he believes it is a certain type that will just go away.  I keep telling her that if it doesn't just go away, we're going to use the tragedy card in next year's MM.

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  • Garlictits-As a lab owner you'll probably appreciate this. I saw this commercial last night and I'm pretty sure the people at Beneful can read Moxie's mind.

    http://www.youtube.com/user/benefulbranddogfood?v=iNUdeXKd6QU

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  • My sister and I are going to Steeplechase tomorrow, and I'm kind of psyched about it.  Lots of good people watching and picture taking possibilities.

  • imageMrsWiggles:

    Garlictits-As a lab owner you'll probably appreciate this. I saw this commercial last night and I'm pretty sure the people at Beneful can read Moxie's mind.

    http://www.youtube.com/user/benefulbranddogfood?v=iNUdeXKd6QU

    Irish?  Did your work BFF leave her account signed in on your computer?

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  • imagedaria405:
    imagePeonyParty:

    I feel you on the crazy kid bit (minus one Will). And the lack of food. Bleh.

    I noticed E has a molar today. Had no idea it was there until she was laying down and had her mouth wide open (yay screaming!).

    I'm not at work today. I start my new job Monday and my current boss told me I shouldn't work the rest of the week because now that I know I have a new job I will be a "safety hazard" at work. Ummm, ok. So glad to get out of there.

    Wait, what now? I don't know what your job is, but I can't imagine you are going to go around lighting fires or tripping people or something, all in anticipation of your new job. 

    I work(ed) stock. But it's not like I'm daydreaming all day about my new job and dropping boxes and pallets on people. My boss is crazy, which is why I went for the new job.

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    "If you wanna win then you shoulda put a hat on it. Don't be mad when you see a knit cap won it. If you wanna win then you shoulda put a hat on it."- Fenton

  • TSDTSD member
    Retail is such a weird animal. I'll have someone come in and freak out that $65 is too much for a lampshade, then I just had a lady buy 17 chandelier shades for $55/ea and not even bat an eyelash, loving everything she was seeing. I wish the ones hounding me over price would be in here when someone else is just kvelling over what we do and getting it.
  • I went out every night this week and I'm exhausted. All I want todo is crawl in bed but have a zillion things to do since I didnt accomplish them all week.

    I joined a softball team. Our first practice was last night. My whole body aches today. 

    Im so over work today for the above reasons.

    Im going to an all you can drink bloodys or mimosas brunch tomorrow. 

    I love NYC  

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    imagenoisy_penguin:

    It's so dead in here.

    Lorne is on call tonight. It's a good thing he doesn't travel for work or something, because I eat like shiit on night's he's gone. There's a strong possibility I'll eat cheese and potato chips for dinner tonight.

    I could never do that. I hear my mother's voice in my head that dinner has to be a protein, a starch and a vegetable. I don't feel guilt but I'm irrationally annoyed if I don't have a complete dinner. I'll eat a cupcake after but I need to have that food group fest for my actual dinner

  • Someone mentioned Mitch Hedberg the other day, so I've been reading quotes from some of his shows I haven't seen/heard and cracking myself up because it's so easy to read it in his voice.  Like this one:

    I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it. How'd it start anyway?
    "I like my sandwiches with three pieces of bread."
    "So do I!"
    "Well let's form a club then."
    "Alright, but we need more stipulations."
    "Yes we do; instead of cutting the sandwich once, let's cut it again."
    "Yes, four triangles, and we will position them into a circle. In the middle we will dump chips. Or potato salad."
    "Okay. I got a question for ya, how do you feel about frilly toothpicks?"
    "I'm for 'em!"
    "Well this club is formed; spread the word on menus nationwide."
    "I like my sandwiches with alfalfa sprouts."
    "Well then you're not in the fvckin' club!
    "

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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • I'm home today. Miles was just riding around in his constrution truck and rolled over Elmo. What did he proclaim? "oh ***!". Parent of the Year. 

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  • imageNovemberrocks:

    I'm home today. Miles was just riding around in his constrution truck and rolled over Elmo. What did he proclaim? "oh ***!". Parent of the Year. 

    Haha.  They are little mimics.  And I never knew that when I quoted you, it shows what's behind those little stars while I'm writing my reply.
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  • imageCaliopeSpidrman:

    Someone mentioned Mitch Hedberg the other day, so I've been reading quotes from some of his shows I haven't seen/heard and cracking myself up because it's so easy to read it in his voice.  Like this one:

    I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it. How'd it start anyway?
    "I like my sandwiches with three pieces of bread."
    "So do I!"
    "Well let's form a club then."
    "Alright, but we need more stipulations."
    "Yes we do; instead of cutting the sandwich once, let's cut it again."
    "Yes, four triangles, and we will position them into a circle. In the middle we will dump chips. Or potato salad."
    "Okay. I got a question for ya, how do you feel about frilly toothpicks?"
    "I'm for 'em!"
    "Well this club is formed; spread the word on menus nationwide."
    "I like my sandwiches with alfalfa sprouts."
    "Well then you're not in the fvckin' club!
    "

    Cali: I really wanted to not like you, but this is making it hard. I also really enjoy random Hedburg. Let's try again; I feel that if we stay away from late 80's movies, we might be able to get along!

  • imagemgarlits:
    imageMrsWiggles:

    Garlictits-As a lab owner you'll probably appreciate this. I saw this commercial last night and I'm pretty sure the people at Beneful can read Moxie's mind.

    http://www.youtube.com/user/benefulbranddogfood?v=iNUdeXKd6QU

    Irish?  Did your work BFF leave her account signed in on your computer?

    Haha, busted. I'm actually using the desktop at home and didn't even think to check what account I was in. I created another account before we announced I was knocked up and I kept using it on occasion to spare everyone from a ticker and my constantly changing name poll. But on the laptop, I kept them separate using different browsers.

    I'm pretty sure it's pronounced your mom's a moron and if you didn't have your name legally changed by the age of 22, so are you. Unless you're from another continent. -Groomz
  • imageMiniRoller:

    Cali: I really wanted to not like you, but this is making it hard

    I'm impossible to dislike.  Everybody loves me.  I'm delightful.

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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • I'm sick.  I;ve barely gotten off the couch all day and am debating whether or not to change out of my pajamas before the boys come home.
  • Don't change out of your pajamas, unless you're going to take a bath and change into new pajamas.

    Cali is a delightful restaurant! 

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  • James is facinated by women with dark hair.   I first noticed it with my 18 yo neice, but just thought he liked staring at her.   even when she said "James, you're creeping me out, quit staring"   Then it was my best friend.   There were two women over that he doesn't see that often but he was enthralled with the best friend.   Today at the mall food court he stared at the same korean lady throughout the entire meal.   You can't say to a 9 month old "don't stare it's not polite" 

       

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  • Cali's my favorite.  My night has been a series of mishaps.  I backed my car up under a mailbox. Nhuge scratch on top of the trunk.  Huge.  Then we went to dinner.  I asked to sub asparagus for fries.  Hey restaurants, when people do this, it's to get something healthier.  But anywho, it comes out in a little gravy boat of hot liquid butter.  Which the waiter then spilled all over my sweater and jeans.  So while all the cool people moved on to a bar, I went home to wash my clothes and drink tea.  Woo hoo!  I'm partying now!  OH.  And I have to go to a fukkin jewelry party at a co-worker's tomorrow.  I hate that ***.  Okay, I think I've aire all of my grievances.
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  • When they bring out the jewelry just go, "Oh. I could make that. I could make that. I could make that, but better." Then they'll stop inviting you.

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  • Oh...AND weird old lady coworker totally TOUCHED MY STOMACH today!  And she was all "is baby in there?" in slight baby talk. Holy fuuk guys.  That totally happened.
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  • imageChristinS:
    Oh...AND weird old lady coworker totally TOUCHED MY STOMACH today!  And she was all "is baby in there?" in slight baby talk. Holy fuuk guys.  That totally happened.

    Music It's only just beguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun! Music

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    "If you wanna win then you shoulda put a hat on it. Don't be mad when you see a knit cap won it. If you wanna win then you shoulda put a hat on it."- Fenton

  • imageChristinS:
    Oh...AND weird old lady coworker totally TOUCHED MY STOMACH today!  And she was all "is baby in there?" in slight baby talk. Holy fuuk guys.  That totally happened.

    Euuuugh.  It's taser time.

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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
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