For those of you who don't recall, another country beat America in the race to be the first country to stuff hot dogs in pizza crusts.
Now, America loses yet again. Cheeseburger and Nugget Crusts abounds in the Middle East. WTF happened to American ingenuity? Surely all those unemployed college kids could be more entrepreneurial and start finding things to stuff into crusts to help rebuild this empire up again. Think of the possibilities. I for one would like to see a Big Mac stuffed in a crust.

We've already slobbered over Pizza Hut's hot dog-stuffed crust over in the United Kingdom, and now yet another non-American outpost of the chain is getting something we are downright turning green with envy over. Well, jealous or slightly nauseated: Pizza Hut Middle East has smushed cheeseburgers and chicken fillets into its crust.
Eater.com blows the delectable lid off this hot story, explaining that not only is the Crown Crust a delight on the mouth, but that the toppings that go on the pizza are all part of the theme. So the cheeseburger-stuffed crust pie has special sauce and burgery toppings, while the chicken one has barbecue sauce and green peppers.
Pizza Hut Middle East has a long record of blowing our minds and its customer's tastebuds. In 2010, it put meatballs and cream cheese balls in their Crown Crust.
It's kind of beautiful in an artery-clogging way, don't you think? That's rhetorical. It IS a work of art.
Check out the video evidence of each offering below.
Pizza Hut Middle East Adds Mini Cheeseburgers, Chicken Nuggets to Pizza Crust [Eater.com]
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I mean chickenfuckingnuggets in a crust. If I had a penis, it would have shrunk up from the inferiority complex I have right now over not being a citizen of the country that thought of that first.
LOL, me too
As someone who just gained 10lbs in 3 weeks, I shouldn't have opened this thread. Now I want pizza AND hot dogs and I'm going to have to settle for a salad.
*crying in a corner*
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We had a goat cheese and arugula pizza, accompanied by a nice red wine, at a Pizza Hut in London. This is not an American failure, but a failure of Pizza Hut to appreciate the palates of their American customers.
FTW