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Randoms

I had a sex-ish dream about Jake from Deadliest Catch last night. We didn't have sex but like made out and stuff. We were on the boat. I was apparently a fisherman. It was weird.
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Re: Randoms

  • which Jake? Northwestern or Cornelia Marie?
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  • Last night I watched the Fox 25th anniversary special, and when they were showing clips from 90210, I realized how non-sexy the banter leading up to Brenda and Dylan's prom sex was.
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  • Corneila Marie, though in real life I would much prefer Northwestern. I don't even find the Jake I made out with attractive.
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  • imageL_Woods:
    Corneila Marie, though in real life I would much prefer Northwestern. I don't even find the Jake I made out with attractive.

    yeah, I'd prefer the other one too.

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  • My sister eloped last Friday and informed me about it via email on Saturday.  I was disappointed she didn't tell me beforehand because I would have liked to go, but whatevs.  So I asked if I could send her a wedding gift, and if so, what sort of stuff would she like.  She responds with the following suggestions:
    -$500 Kitchenaid mixer
    -All Clad pots and pans
    -Le Creuset dutch oven
    -$200 food processor
    -$30 wine aerator

    Indifferent 

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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • Get her the wine aerator, and a gift card.
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    Baby Boxer is coming! 5.23.12
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  • imageboxerfan:
    Get her the wine aerator, and a gift card.

    Amen, if you're not going to tell me about getting married until after the fact, you should have lower expectations on a gift. A KA mixer? Really? I'd be upset by all that.

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    "If you wanna win then you shoulda put a hat on it. Don't be mad when you see a knit cap won it. If you wanna win then you shoulda put a hat on it."- Fenton

  • Is it too late to send her Fiona?
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  • Ha!  Yes.  Fiona is back with my SFIL.

    I told her there's no way I'm buying her a $500 Kitchenaid.  The only reason I own one is because I snagged it during that Lowe's misprint debacle.  And she's asking for all this fancy cookware stuff, but she doesn't really cook.  She just wants to get into cooking.  

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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • Randoms

    I'm reading the Game of Thrones series. Love. It.
    I've also been meaning to give a shout out regarding Sunday's episode when Melisandre points her vagina towards the bright light to birth her demon smoke baby. That was cool, right?! And now we know it works!

    Gotta poop.
    brb

  • ok, I'm back.
    the poop was great.

  • Yeah, a ka mixer is only for someone who thought to invite me to their wedding. Sisters included. I've been in such a bad mood this week. I am filled with rage for no reason whatsoever.   And my mom is not helping those violent urges. She was supposed to pick up Miles from dc today because she does this "every other week" (which means she's done it a whopping three times since he started dc at 4 months of age). She said she was coming and seemed to really mean it this week then called to cancel this morning because it is supposed to rain this afternoon. Srsly.

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  • I have spent entirely too much time dueling in Pottermore today.
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  • I could have sworn I already posted in here.  I forgot what though.  Apparently it was really random.

    I'm not feeling good and I want to go home NOW.  But I feel bad because I wasn't here last week.  I finished an epic task today so it's not like I'm going to do anything else anyway.


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    we all fall down sometimes
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  • imageCaliopeSpidrman:

    Ha!  Yes.  Fiona is back with my SFIL.

    I told her there's no way I'm buying her a $500 Kitchenaid.  The only reason I own one is because I snagged it during that Lowe's misprint debacle.  And she's asking for all this fancy cookware stuff, but she doesn't really cook.  She just wants to get into cooking.  

    i hate that.  it's the attitude of "having the best stuff will make me the best cook."  no, it won't.  a kitchenaid mixer will just make betty crocker cake faster; it won't make it taste better.

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  • I have to do a Big Brother Big Sister service thing for work tomorrow, and I really don't want to. Either these kids are going to hate me for being a total d!ck to them, or they'll think I'm the coolest grown up ever for not being cheesy. I would rather have them hate me.
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    "As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
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