Former FLDS Leader Warren Jeffs has filed an appeal with the Texas Court of Criminal Appeals in hopes of asking the Texas Supreme Court to free him, but in an unusual move, he says Jesus Christ is speaking to the justices on his behalf.
It gets good on page 4:
I, Jesus Christ, even Son Ahman, speak to Supreme Court of Texas, my own will even concerning 51st Judicial District Court Cause Numbers 990, 997, 1017, 1061, and Court of Court Case Number 03-11-00568-CR, as pertaining to legal prosecution against my servant Warren Jeffs, my own will telling truth to Supreme Court, exhibits of pure truth given; to now be means of use to Supreme Court to use powers of justice to be of freeing my servant Warren Jeffs, being held unjustly, by both intentional evil and lying ways, also by ignorance of this generation not knowing my full truth of religion being of constitutional protection for religious freedom. Uphold my will, my own word sent to thee in this full call of appeal.



Re: Awesome: Jeffs gets Jesus to file his Supreme Court Appeal
Above Us Only Sky
do you think jesus uses a mac to write up legal briefs, or do you think he's more of a windows guy. on the one hand, mac is clean and stylish and we all know that jesus was down with fervent enthusiasm in his followers. on the other than, jesus wanted to cast as wide a net as possible in spreading his message and would favor an operating system that could easily interface with a lot of different options.
things to ponder.