I read that Lifetime (yes, Lifetime... not MGM) officially signed Lindsey Lohan to portray Elizabeth Taylor for one of their Original movies (I don't know if it can beat out "Craiglist Killer" or "She Woke Up Pregnant"). Lifetime.. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? I know she's been begging for work hardcore (like when she begged for SNL and then stank it up so badly?), but for real?
First, her face -- it's bloated, it's aged 10 years in the last 2 years, her lips are too botoxy, she's developed a double chin out of nowhere, and her teeth have suffered from her chain smoking.
Second - her work ethic. Girlfriend couldn't even show up to the morgue on time. How is she going to work with real LIFE people?
Third - She is the spawn of Michael and Dina Lohan so by default she is doomed.
How did this happen? They couldn't even rope in a real brunette like Megan Fox or Mila Kunis or something? Seriously? Anyways... Just had to get it out of my system. Poor Lizzy must be spinning in her grave.
Re: Sorta FBR-Lohan as Liz Taylor?
I assume she'll be playing the 50 year old drunk and drug-addled Taylor?
Versus the National Velvet Taylor, the Cleopatra Taylor, or the current philanthropist Taylor.
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Bahaha! Prancer FTW!
Hahaha, laptop. Too funny.
The only logical explanation I can think of for them choosing her is that people are so curious to see the trainwreck that is Lindsay. They probably figure they'll get lots of viewers.