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S/O Peens: What's been your best screw?
Mine was probably my 21st bday with dh (bf back then). We went to a couple bars then came home and as soon as we closed the door we started ripping eachothers clothes off. It was hot.
A close second with with my ... um.. 'friend' I had back in college. I had a party at my apartment and he made sure he was the last to leave. 
Edited for peens lack of possessiveness.
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Re: S/O Peens: What's been your best screw?
So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
Corrected. Are you happy?
No. I haven't gotten laid in a while, and I haven't pooped today, either.
J.G.
Brooklyn
I think it was 1993-4ish.
It was a summer scorcher, there was a lot of slickness and slidey - we were young and poor and couldn't afford air conditioning.
Yeah that's right my name's Yauch!
My only advice is to go number 2 then circle back around and take care of number one.
My wedding night....It was GOOD. It lasted a good long while. I had many O's. We were all in luuuuurve and stuff.
My best ever?
A friend with benefits.
Raw, dirty, kinky, amazing.
There's nothing we didn't do and it was all fcuking amazing.
Eta: I answered wrong. Every time with him was the best ever.
Apparently, a flesh-colored turtleneck.
Yeah that's right my name's Yauch!
The first time I slept with H, which was probably... 1995? Up until that point we were only friends. I was only in town for one night, on a layover, and stayed at his apartment. At this point he was at one school, I was at another several states away. It was all very star-crossed and dramatic, which was greatly appealing and a very good time.
Updated September 2012.
Top 3:
Don't remember his name, but he was in a band, we did it on the floor of my apartment.
My ex-fiance, back in 2003. He was generally good in bed.
A real douchebag attourney with a huge dong that I was hate f*cking while getting divorced from my ex-husband.
/dead
71 workouts completed in 2012
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LMAO!
When H (then bf) came to visit me when I was studying abroad. I had been gone for 3 months at that point and it was amazing.
Some guy I met in a club. We had been dancing all night and it was building up so by the time we got back to the hotel we just did it in the elevator.
71 workouts completed in 2012
ETA: Just realized we're taking about specific times. I can think of a couple top contenders, but I don't remember when any of them were. Sometime in the last two years, though. Hah.
I had a friend like this once upon a time.
*sighs wistfully*
Soon to celebrate the day we met, even if the day before marks when we said goodbye.
/puts arm around His' shoulders and nods sadly
P.S. YOU HAVE PM!
Am I too late for this?
The day after graduation, I fvked my choir teacher. In his car. It was glorious
Does it sound like bragging if I say that I've had so much great sex, I can't rank most of it?
It also depends on if we're talking about incidents that were assisted with toys, or only unassisted events, and whether we're talking about with just one person at a time, or if a threesome counts. If we're talking about only what one person can do with the tools (ha ha) nature has provided, it was probably in a rainstorm behind the garage with my H two summers ago. It was one of only a handful of times where it's been like romance movie sex--totally spontaneous out of nowhere, in a place you wouldn't expect, and it gets all passionate almost like you're fighting.