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S/O Peens: What's been your best screw?

Mine was probably my 21st bday with dh (bf back then). We went to a couple bars then came home and as soon as we closed the door we started ripping eachothers clothes off. It was hot.

A close second with with my ... um.. 'friend' I had back in college. I had a party at my apartment and he made sure he was the last to leave. ;)

 

Edited for peens lack of possessiveness.

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Re: S/O Peens: What's been your best screw?

  • WHY is there an apostrophe in this subject line?  What could a peen possibly own?!
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  • I am pleased to say that I am being incredibly well compensated in my current relationship.

    So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

  • imageReturnOfKuus:
    WHY is there an apostrophe in this subject line?  What could a peen possibly own?!

    Corrected.  Are you happy?

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  • imageReturnOfKuus:
    WHY is there an apostrophe in this subject line?  What could a peen possibly own?!
    Haha! Maybe real estate?
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  • imageCoffeeIsMyFriend:

    imageReturnOfKuus:
    WHY is there an apostrophe in this subject line?  What could a peen possibly own?!

    Corrected.  Are you happy?

     

    No.  I haven't gotten laid in a while, and I haven't pooped today, either.

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  • J.G.

    Brooklyn

    I think it was 1993-4ish.

    It was a summer scorcher, there was a lot of slickness and slidey - we were young and poor and couldn't afford air conditioning.

     

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    Yeah that's right my name's Yauch!
  • imageReturnOfKuus:
    imageCoffeeIsMyFriend:

    imageReturnOfKuus:
    WHY is there an apostrophe in this subject line?  What could a peen possibly own?!

    Corrected.  Are you happy?

     

    No.  I haven't gotten laid in a while, and I haven't pooped today, either.

     

    My only advice is to go number 2 then circle back around and take care of number one.

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  • My wedding night....It was GOOD. It lasted a good long while. I had many O's. We were all in luuuuurve and stuff.

     

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  • My best ever?

    A friend with benefits.

    Raw, dirty, kinky, amazing.

    There's nothing we didn't do and it was all fcuking amazing.  

    Eta: I answered wrong. Every time with him was the best ever. 

  • imageReturnOfKuus:
    WHY is there an apostrophe in this subject line?  What could a peen possibly own?!

    Apparently, a flesh-colored turtleneck.

     

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    Yeah that's right my name's Yauch!
  • The first time I slept with H, which was probably... 1995?  Up until that point we were only friends.  I was only in town for one night, on a layover, and stayed at his apartment.  At this point he was at one school, I was at another several states away.  It was all very star-crossed and dramatic, which was greatly appealing and a very good time.

     

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  • Top 3:

    Don't remember his name, but he was in a band, we did it on the floor of my apartment.

    My ex-fiance, back in 2003. He was generally good in bed.

    A real douchebag attourney with a huge dong that I was hate f*cking while getting divorced from my ex-husband. 

    "pudding is the chess of jello"
  • imagelaptopprancer:

    imageReturnOfKuus:
    WHY is there an apostrophe in this subject line?  What could a peen possibly own?!

    Apparently, a flesh-colored turtleneck.

    /dead

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  • Hmmm, can't really narrow it down.  There are 2 contenders that were equally as satisfying.
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  • imagelaptopprancer:

    imageReturnOfKuus:
    WHY is there an apostrophe in this subject line?  What could a peen possibly own?!

    Apparently, a flesh-colored turtleneck.

     

    LMAO!

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  • When H (then bf) came to visit me when I was studying abroad.  I had been gone for 3 months at that point and it was amazing.

    Some guy I met in a club.  We had been dancing all night and it was building up so by the time we got back to the hotel we just did it in the elevator.

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  • H is the only person I've been with, so he wins by default.

    ETA: Just realized we're taking about specific times. I can think of a couple top contenders, but I don't remember when any of them were. Sometime in the last two years, though. Hah.
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    My best ever?

    A friend with benefits.

    Raw, dirty, kinky, amazing.

    There's nothing we didn't do and it was all fcuking amazing.  

    I had a friend like this once upon a time.

    *sighs wistfully*

     

  • Probably the first time with FI. Up until that point, I had been...neglected, we'll say...and he took care of that for me. Many times.
    Always be yourself. Unless you suck.
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  • I am smug to report that DH has and still does make me revise the "best off" list consistently. 
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    Soon to celebrate the day we met, even if the day before marks when we said goodbye.
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    imageMontereyBride:

    My best ever?

    A friend with benefits.

    Raw, dirty, kinky, amazing.

    There's nothing we didn't do and it was all fcuking amazing.  

    I had a friend like this once upon a time.

    *sighs wistfully*

     

    /puts arm around His' shoulders and nods sadly 

  • mine was kind of a one night stand situation. i was 20, he was 28. he was just back in college after many years playing minor league baseball and a shoulder injury. we eye-fcuked each other the entire semester of a&p. he was so fcuking hot, but you could tell he was a total d-bag, used to getting his way, etc. he asked me out on a date the day of the final, we went to a bar, had one drink, then went back to his apartment for the next 5 hours. then i never had to see him again. it was perfect. 
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  • There was a particular boyfriend when I was 20.  
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    imageHis#1Girl:
    imageMontereyBride:

    My best ever?

    A friend with benefits.

    Raw, dirty, kinky, amazing.

    There's nothing we didn't do and it was all fcuking amazing.  

    I had a friend like this once upon a time.

    *sighs wistfully*

    /puts arm around His' shoulders and nods sadly 

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    P.S. YOU HAVE PM!

     

  • Am I too late for this?

    The day after graduation, I fvked my choir teacher. In his car. It was glorious

  • Does it sound like bragging if I say that I've had so much great sex, I can't rank most of it? Wink

    It also depends on if we're talking about incidents that were assisted with toys, or only unassisted events, and whether we're talking about with just one person at a time, or if a threesome counts. If we're talking about only what one person can do with the tools (ha ha) nature has provided, it was probably in a rainstorm behind the garage with my H two summers ago. It was one of only a handful of times where it's been like romance movie sex--totally spontaneous out of nowhere, in a place you wouldn't expect, and it gets all passionate almost like you're fighting.

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