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If you'd just broken up with a dentist, you probably wouldn't go back to her office for help with a toothache a few days later?what with all the sharp objects and opportunities for inflicting pain. And yet, for some reason, that is exactly what Marek Olszewski of Poland did. But rather than get revenge by just being a little extra jabby with the novocaine needle, his ex-lover, dentist Anna Mackowiak, allegedly gave Olszewski a massive dose of anesthetic and then pulled out every one of his teeth while he lay there unconscious. Yikes!
She then wrapped his jaw with bandages?so he couldn't open his mouth?and walked away. When her 45-year-old former flame came to, he says, "I knew something was wrong because when I woke up I couldn't feel any teeth and my jaw was strapped up with bandages." But he apparently didn't realize the extent of what she'd done to him until he arrived back at his apartment: "
hen I got home I looked in the mirror and couldn't f?-ing believe it. The b?-h had emptied my mouth." Yeah, that is definitely right up there on the break-up nightmare scenarios list.
As for her side of the story, Mackowiak, who is 34, said, "I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions. But when I saw him lying there I just thought, ?What a bastard.'" A bastard, maybe, but that's still a pretty epic professionalism fail. His torture didn't end there, because Olszewski said his new girlfriend dumped him because she didn't want to be with a man who didn't have teeth. Wait, how did he get a new girlfriend just days after breaking up with his dentist lady love? Maybe that's part of why she thought he was such a bastard. Either way, everyone lost in this situation. Olszewski is now going to have to get dental implants (from another dentist, one assumes), and Mackowiak is rightly being investigated for medical malpractice.
Re: Woman Dentist Gets Back at X by Pulling Out All His Teeth
OMG, I just had flashbacks to Marathon Man
DO NOT WATCH THIS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG5Qk-jB0D4
BEING INVESTIGATED?! For medical malpractice?! 1) This better be a quick investigation. 2) That is battery and b!tch needs to go to jail. Eff her damn dental license (although take that too).
formerly VXS
this is my favorite "This is going to be added to the ever increasing list of Polish jokes? I mean the moron dumps the girl and still sits in her chair?"