is having another baby and is naming her Breeze Beretta.
Don't miss Bristol weighing in this phuckery, lol!
When it comes to Levi Johnston, Alaska's most infamous baby daddy, one doesn't exactly expect grade A judgment, but today he managed to shock us all by announcing that he plans to name his forthcoming daughter Breeze Beretta Johnston. Seriously? Yes, and it is Beretta, as in the gun?it's not some family name. So is it really a great idea to name an innocent child after a firearm? Probably not, but a bizarre name may not be this child's only problem, given Levi's track record in the life choices department.
As for Levi's plans with his currently pregnant girlfriend Sunny Oglesby, is there a shotgun wedding in their future? (Yikes.) No word on that, but Levi does say it will be different this time than it was with Bristol Palin, who is the mother of Levi's son, Tripp. He says with Sunny, "I'm actually in love...not doing it just because we had a kid together." Well, Tripp will surely be happy to read that when he's older. As for Bristol, she says she's "upset" that he's fathered another kid because she worries that Tripp will be teased in school: "I don't want him to go to elementary school with 10 half-siblings. That would really affect him."
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Love the half siblings line from Bristol.
DH only has half siblings(6 to be exact--both parents were married and divorced before meeting each other), and was never teased.
I am not shocked by any names anymore, thanks to celebrities and thebump.
My hopes of he and Bristol ever getting back together are now dashed.
It could be worse, he could name all of his kids the same name. I had a coworker who's boyfriend (father of 2 of her kids) fathered 3 other boys, and named all the boys the exact same name. My coworker refused to have her boys have the same name as his 3 other kids (all from different women and very close in age). Imagine going to school and being one of three kids (your half-brothers) with the exact same name.
Would it kill Levi to use a condom?
I'm pretty sure being named Tripp is going to be harder on him in elementary school than having half-siblings will.
But then, poor Breeze Beretta will never have a chance.
Fortunately, Breeze can legally change her name.
Unfortunately, Breeze will still be genetically connected to Levi.
Beretta Breeze sounds like a cheap brand of wine cooler.
TTT, stop reading my mind.
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I'm pretty sure he had abstinence only education and never learned what one was....
If he wants to make money he could become a spokesperson for Trojan sort of like Kirstie Allie and Jenny Craig.
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I was thinking more like a brand of air freshener, but that too.



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Wont they just fit in with all the other hicks kids in Alaska who probably have similar names?
I wish my middle name was a gun name. I'd be so fierce! That's the only thing holding me back.
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A female classmate of one of my kids was named -
Harley Davidson Lastname
So refreshing, and it only takes me like 3/4 Breeze Beretta's to get fuckedup!
So it's Beretta as in the gun? Because I totally was thinking of the car.
the only way to find out is to wait for his 3rd.... if he names them Camaro or Uzi we will have an answer.
But what fun would that be??
Do all three kids have his last name, too? And all go to the same school. This is some Maurry stuff right here.
And I'm dying at Harley Davidson Lastname!
Yes, the same last name. . . All named after the father (who was in jail when I worked with tho coworker). They do go to the same school.
Heaven help those children. The teachers eyebrows must've been in their hairlines when they realized there were three of them by the same name, all related.
Different middle names at least? Or did he go straight George Foreman on those poor kids?
I'm pretty sure the same middle name.
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Which pretty much describes Levi Johnston.
Ha! So true.