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I finally got a crazy message..
Well, I had been jealous of all the crazy messages that some of you get while participating in online dating and I've finally got my own to share! This is a straight copy and paste, I only changed the name and number to X's. Here ya go:
Hello, there sexy
the way you posed makes many things come to mind very sexy nice smile. pretty eyes. look no further, I'm who you've been looking for! baby look at those sexy eyes It's like they're talking to me. but what are they saying I don't know, but whatever it is, it's by far the most fascinating eyes I ever seeing in my life, look I'm convince! tell me more! anyone who kisses you is in for a long, intense ride. you seem like a very infatuate kind of woman to be with you be my desire, I will be your delight I adore the way you look, you are ABSOLUTE BEAUTY
Mr. Webster needs to redefine the word "SEXY" in his dictionary with your name and your pictures! on it you are truly an outstanding! kind of girl wow I don?t think I have the words, but I guess, beautiful will do just fine. absolutely sexy hey sexy you are surely the wifely material type oh yeah don?t be shy! baby take the picture. lovely chest
There are 20 angels are in this world, 10 are sleeping, 9 are playing and 1 of them is you left behind for me. You are the kind of girl most guys cannot get out of their heads even if they met you on a bad hair Day you just seem to click with everyone you meet so even if a guy forgets about you for a second his friends haven?t if you ever need a hand for anything please don?t be shy to ask cause I want to be the first one to volunteer ok Sexy close your eyes and imagine life with me. us two being together how wonderful it would be
THE BEER PRAYER our lager, Liquors which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink, thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), stay home as I am in the tavern. give you this day our foamy head, and forgive us spillages, as we forgive those who spill there drink against you and lead them not to incarceration, but deliver you and your friends from hangovers, for theme is the beer, the bitter and the lagers, forever and ever, amen;.
Baby MY DREAM
I long to touch your soul,
to taste the sacredness of you,
a love so pure, sublime, serene...
a dream contemptuous of time
come to me, love, and wrap me up
In endless dreams, caresses sweet
with gentleness and joy
my aching heart, filled with desire,
would gladly soar through time and space
just to dissolve in your embrace once more.
and melt into your soul's sweet fire.
Remember you can look everywhere and never find what you are looking for, but if you just listen to your heart and believe that God is near, you might just find what you are seeking without knowing it!
I don?t normally give out my to no strangers before but, for you I just have to make an exception I don?t come on this site to often darling, hope to hear back from you, soon will be waiting for your phone patiently, please gives my regards to your family and friends gorgeous .. just want to get to know you and have a little fun with you that all no string attach? boo if you don?t want to boo unless the connection is strong to explore more. only serious please. if you don?t want to LOL it?s ok no disrespect to you though, I hope you are having a wonderful day, and a terrific. Day....! call me xxx-xxx-xxxx
Yours Truly
Xxxx,
Re: I finally got a crazy message..
I'm literally laughing out loud!!!
Right?? I'm afraid if I respond then someone is going to kidnap me and start wearing my skin like a coat.
And wth is with the Beer Prayer?? Not entirely sure how that works in with the rest.
lol...I had a creepy potential skin wearer!!
The angel part is just gold!!
LMAO!!
DD2 11.17.08
Haha.. do I get a prize? May I have a better inbox filter?
ha ha ha! Thanks for posting this thread! I have had a crappy morning at work and this had my rolling on the floor, literally!!
Now it's time to go to lunch in a good mood! WAHOO!
They see us rollin'...they be hatin'.
Ha. I'm biting my tongue now. I've started getting more weird messages, go figure. My latest was less funny and more side eye. Observe:
I've been looking for you everywhere! Where you've been hiding all this time
You have an interesting, and unique profile. I liked it. On the other hand, you have pretty eyes!
So here what's going to happen; you will pack your things from here, then you will send me your number so we can text, after that directly you will close this account.
Fantastic, eh? Who doesn't love a little crazy and controlling in the morning?