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Here's one for you: The Smuttiest Cities in America

http://www.menshealth.com/health/smut-census?cm_mmc=Huffington_Post-_-Porn+Capitals-_-Article-_-Porn+Capitals

 

Most porn films may be shot in the L.A. area, but their biggest audience is in Orlando. We know what you're thinking: How can the home of G-rated theme parks be skin-flick central? It seems that while tourists line up at a kid-friendly fantasy world, the locals prefer one in which Snow White and the dwarfs whistle while they... well, you know.

We peered through a statistical peephole to tabulate the following criteria: the number of DVDs purchased, rented, or streamed (AdultDVDEmpire.com); adult entertainment stores per city (StorErotica.net); rate of porn searches (Google Insights); and, for fans of soft-core, percentage of Cinemax-subscribing households (SimplyMap). Not only were Orlando folks the randiest residents, but Florida was also the most salacious state.


Love to Look

1. Orlando, FL
2. Las Vegas, NV
3. Wilmington, DE
4. Raleigh, NC
5. Charlotte, NC
6. Minneapolis, MN
7. Atlanta, GA
8. Tampa, FL
9. Anchorage, AK
10. Austin, TX


11. Boise, ID
12. Miami, FL
13. Houston, TX
14. Columbia, SC
15. Dallas, TX
16. Portland, OR
17. San Diego, CA
18. Cleveland, OH
19. Sacramento, CA
20. Baltimore, MD


21. Providence, RI
22. Durham, NC
23. San Francisco, CA
24. Wichita, KS
25. Columbus, OH
26. Plano, TX
27. Manchester, NH
28. Jersey City, NJ
29. St. Paul, MN
30. Madison, WI


31. Cheyenne, WY
32. Denver, CO
33. Chicago, IL
34. Philadelphia, PA
35. Rochester, NY
36. Tucson, AZ
37. Reno, NV
38. Riverside, CA
39. Bakersfield, CA
40. New Orleans, LA


41. Omaha, NE
42. Seattle, WA
43. Milwaukee, WI
44. Greensboro, NC
45. Fort Worth, TX
46. Oklahoma City, OK
47. Pittsburgh, PA
48. Colorado Springs, CO
49. Nashville, TN
50. Phoenix, AZ


51. Honolulu, HI
52. Jacksonville, FL
53. Anaheim, CA
54. Tulsa, OK
55. Aurora, CO
56. Lexington, KY
57. Bridgeport, CT
58. Buffalo, NY
59. Portland, ME
60. St. Petersburg, FL


61. San Jose, CA
62. Billings, MT
63. Virginia Beach, VA
64. Albuquerque, NM
65. St. Louis, MO
66. Kansas City, MO
67. Fresno, CA
68. Sioux Falls, SD
69. Los Angeles, CA
70. Louisville, KY


71. Salt Lake City, UT
72. Stockton, CA
73. San Antonio, TX
74. Little Rock, AR
75. Memphis, TN
76. New York, NY
77. Corpus Christi, TX
78. Indianapolis, IN
79. Oakland, CA
80. Washington, DC


81. Cincinnati, OH
82. Birmingham, AL
83. Boston, MA
84. Burlington, VT
85. Des Moines, IA
86. Detroit, MI
87. Fort Wayne, IN
88. Chesapeake, VA
89. Newark, NJ
90. El Paso, TX

Avert Their Eyes

91. Norfolk, VA
92. Fargo, ND
93. Lincoln, NE
94. Toledo, OH
95. Laredo, TX
96. Lubbock, TX
97. Charleston, WV
98. Winston-Salem, NC
99. Baton Rouge, LA
100. Jackson, MS

Access Denied

Thanks to high-speed Internet, a pornucopia of X-rated flicks is a few clicks away?unless your city is listed here with an asterisk. These places fall into Adult DVD Empire's no-stream category, a restriction companies put in place to avoid being charged with violating community standards. But these standards were meant for mail-order porn, says obscenity law attorney Jeffrey J. Douglas, and shouldn't apply online. Petition your politicians to stop the Net-nannying.

Smutphone

Kids' peeking at Dad's porn stash is so last century. In a U.K. survey, one in four boys (and one in five girls) reported viewing adult-only sites on their phones. Shield your child's eyes with the Mobicip Safe Browser app (mobicip.com, $5, Android or iOS). It uses age-based filtering to block sites and is recommended by the Parents' Choice Foundation.

 

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Re: Here's one for you: The Smuttiest Cities in America

  • Im surprised NOLA is so far down. Guess because we have Bourbon St, don't need movies :-P
  • We're #2!  We're #2!  We're #2!  We're #2!  We're #2!
  • Bakersfield and Fresno should be higher on the list, because there's squat to do and you don't wanna be outside during the summer. It's either bars or strip clubs until you leave city limits. Bakersfield does have a couple of nice bars, though.
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  • Rounding out the top 10!  ( o Y o )
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  • imagemeshaliu:
    Bakersfield and Fresno should be higher on the list, because there's squat to do and you don't wanna be outside during the summer. It's either bars or strip clubs until you leave city limits. Bakersfield does have a couple of nice bars, though.

    My Grandparents lived in Bakersfield and I used to have to spend a week there during the summer. I swear to void that the ONLY things I did were either swim in the pool (part of their trailer park. I kid you not) or watch TV inside. Said TV was always TCM or soap operas. I hated that week. (Love my grandparents, but we were never especially close, so that didnt help either...)

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  • If not for Guiliani we'd be in the top 10, not #76 lol. Times Square was Smut Square.
  • imagedev22:
    imagemeshaliu:
    Bakersfield and Fresno should be higher on the list, because there's squat to do and you don't wanna be outside during the summer. It's either bars or strip clubs until you leave city limits. Bakersfield does have a couple of nice bars, though.

    My Grandparents lived in Bakersfield and I used to have to spend a week there during the summer. I swear to void that the ONLY things I did were either swim in the pool (part of their trailer park. I kid you not) or watch TV inside. Said TV was always TCM or soap operas. I hated that week. (Love my grandparents, but we were never especially close, so that didnt help either...)

    Dude. Summertime in Fresno we would debate the wisdom of leaving the house to cross the street for a sno cone. There were days when it was too hot to cross the apt complex to get the mail. The apt pool looked like this:

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  • omg #3?!??!?! really??
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  • I'm proud to say that my Cinemax subscribing household has contributed to our city being #17!
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  • Freaky, freaky Florida!

    Hey, we've held the title for a lot of reasons. Now we can keep it a while longer thanks to our love of porn.

    Hilariously enough, every day I take 95 in SoFla, my eyes are bombarded with a giant billboard for this weekend's EXXXotica Convention. And there's another billboard for the Hustler store located right across the street from a local high school.

    And then there's Tampa, dear old Tampa with its five million strip clubs in a 5-mile radius.

    Florida, Florida, Florida.

  • #56!  Shoutout!

    We are either going to have to try harder or less hard, because I was secretly hoping we'd be #69.

    Go babies Caden!
  • imagemeshaliu:
    Bakersfield and Fresno should be higher on the list, because there's squat to do and you don't wanna be outside during the summer. It's either bars or strip clubs until you leave city limits. Bakersfield does have a couple of nice bars, though.

    Sounds like stip clubs aren't even part of the equation.  That surprised me.  I figured Providence made the list because of the "gentleman's clubs" that everyone comes from Boston to visit.

  • If it weren't for the g string law a few years ago, I bet Tampa would be number 1. 

     

     

    It wasn't until college that I realized it was not the norm to have strip clubs every where lol. 

  • There isn't that much else to do in Cleveland! Maybe we can get in on the production since they're trying to get more films shot downtown.  Last year, "The Avengers" -- next year "XXX Men: Mutants of Pleasure."   ;)
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  • Thanks for the info!!!
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