May 2012 Weddings
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Dear Community,
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
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Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Open letters?
I didn't want to hijack the "Dear Dad..." thread.. so I always enjoyed these over on The Knot..
Dear co-workers,
Yes I got married two months ago... but NO that doens't mean that just because i'm not feeling great today that i'm pregnant..so please drop it! I get it from both families.. i don't need to get it from you guys at work too!
Sincerely,
Takes my pill religiously!
Re: Open letters?
Dear Mom,
I love you dearly, you are my best friend. I know you and Dad are getting a divorce, I understand it, I feel your pain but if you want me to act like I do not know, please stop telling me everything. I do want to know, but I don't want to have to act surprised when you guys tell us this weekend!!! I am not a good liar!!!!
Love,
Your seriously stressed daughter
Lol love it!
See previous post for mine, but I'm a loaded pistol and I've got another for my dear daddy.
Hi again,
I appreciate you looking out for me, really I do. But please don't open my mail anymore. You don't even feel a little bit guilty tearing open an envelope that says "Confidetial! For the addressed recipient only!" Really? And envelopes with no return address are usually important, like credit cards, not spam, so 1. Please don't throw them away and 2. DON'T OPEN IT IN THE FIRST PLACE! IT ISN'T YOURS!!
Sincerely,
Your adult daughter who has a real life, a real husband, and real finances that aren't your business
Dear weekend,
Get here faster.
Thank you.
I HATE THAT!!!
Dear Sales 'Partners',
While we all appreciate the circus you've brought into our life today (especially the cotton candy, and popcorn, yum!) I must ask that you clean up after yourself... I'm on kitchen duty today and I do not want to be mopping up sno-cone mix for the next 2 hours.
Aaand while you're at it, go sell something so we all still have jobs, okay?
Without much love,
Your other operational partners.
(not even kidding.. they sold less than 65% of what was projected for the fiscal year. awesome.)
Dear Period,
PLEASE GO AWAY.... YOU'VE BEEN TERRIBLE THIS MONTH AND I'M OVER IT......
Thanks,
Sarah
PS.... My hubby is feeling neglected, so feel free to leave ASAP!!!!
Dear Awful Tourist Drivers;
Thank you for bestowing us with your ridiculous speed and then smiling and waving at us normal drivers. Just because you are from out of state doesn't mean that we have different driving rules up here in beautiful South Dakota.
Dear Hells Angels;
Thank you for bestowing us with your prescense in our lovely little town. Now that you have managed to freak out this little oasis of heaven we all call home isn't it time for you to go home? The Sturgis Rally is still a couple of weeks away and we enjoy our peace and quite before the truly mayhem begins.
Sincerely,
Small Town Girl
(P.S. I'm not even joking with the Hells Angels thing. They are having their annual US trip/meetings (which, what do HA need meetings for anyway!) and decided to invade our lovely little town. We thought the Sturgis Rally was bad, this is just ridiculous now!)
Dear DMV,
Yes...I know my husband is not with me today. That is because he works and so do I, but I happened to have today off and you are not open on Saturdays. It is a pain in the butt for you to require me to drag myself across town to have him sign another document when he already signed one that is equal. All I want to do is register my vehicle and you're making this so much harder.
Also, just because my insurance cards don't look super official doesn't mean they aren't Faxing identical paperwork to you from the insurance office seems like a waste of trees.
Sincerely,
Finally Mrs. C.
UGH!! I HATE out of town drivers!! We live in a super touristy area, especially for old people, and it almost doubles my driving time in the summer!!
blarg! another complaint about tourist drivers in my small town... we have bicyclists EVERYWHERE here and i don't think out-of-towners realize the speed limit through town in 25 FOR A REASON! also, please share the road!
My BFP Chart Danger Love Blog
Dear Self,
Stop over-worrying about bringing your fur baby to the vet tomorrow to get spayed and declawed. You know she will be fine, but it just breaks your heart anyway! Stay strong and know she will still love you after it is all said and done.
Sincerely,
Kitten Lover
Dear Inconsiderate Wegman's Shopper,
Thank you for not putting your cart in the corral that was 2 feet away from where you parked and allowing you cart to smash into the back of my car chipping the paint. I hope this storm wipes out your power and your milk goes rancid.
Sincerely,
Dented Car Owner.
Dear Co-worker,
Please start realizing I do know what I am talking about. I have a MASTERS degree obviously I'm not a moron. Try listening and maybe you will see I know somethings.
Thank you,
Not a idiot
Dear Brother and (ex) girlfriend
Please stop airing your issues with eachother on FB when you live in the same house. No one else wants to hear and, and maybe you should established the relationship BEFORE having kids. I accepted the children and girlfriend into my life, and I do want the best for all 4 of you and want to support and encourage both of you, but I can't help you when all you do is vent on FB trying to convice the world that the other is unmentionable names. Thank you.
-your -annoyed at only knowing your fighting through FB- sister
My Blog:Through My Eyes
Dear Pet Owners,
Please stop giving your dogs aspirin! I don't care if it is baby aspirin or just a small amount because you read that it was OK on the internet. Bleeding ulcers are not OK and your dog will not thank you for it. So just stop and call your vet before you do something to seriously put your dog in harms way.
Sincerely,
I really do care about your pet
Dear God,
I sincerly do love you and really do belive things happen for a reason..but can you PLEASEE stop taking away all my grandparents these past months?? PLEASE...I mean I know the most recent she was suffering but I seriously havent even begun to heal from my grandpa(you know the best friend who drove me nuts but we loved each other and were two peas in a pod??) yeah...I really dont know how much you think I can take..but Im pretty sure Im past that point...:(
Love, Me
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Dear Co-Worker "A"
Can you please remember everything that was discussed at the staff meeting? You know the one where you clearified the shoe policy outside like 3 times? Why do you repeatedly send your class out without shoes, upsetting my class because we follow the rules, then when I mention something about the shoe policy all you say is "oh is that what we decided at the meeting?" Yea crazy it was!
Sincerly
Teacher who LISTENS!