Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
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Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Dear...
Dear Ford Focus,
I hate that I have to keep bringing you in to get fixed. I know my husband neglected you a bit before giving you to me but don't take it out on me. I like you. I also like having transportation other then the crappy bus system. Please let this time be the last time for a while that I need to take you in.
-Your Driver
Dear Machanic Man,
Fix my car already! Why do you "fix" it then a day later something else goes wrong? Are you tampering with my car? Seriously, What The Hell?! I am bringing it in again today because I need that inspection sticker and you didn't solve the problem last time obviously.
- Disgruntled & annoyed customer
Dear Blizzard Entertainment,
You suck but I will still play your stupid game.
- Loyal WoW player
Re: Dear...
Dear Baby,
I know you're in there - you don't need to make your presence known morning, noon and night via cramps and nausea.
Sincerely,
A soon-to-be mommy who really needs some sleep
Dear Husband,
You've been amazing for the last few weeks, but this morning, when you said you think you're having sympathy stomach pains, I almost wanted to punch you. In 8 months, if you have sympathy childbirth pains, I might just do it...
Sincerely,
The one who actually is going to get fat and have to push out a watermelon.
Dear Bills,
Please just pay yourselves, I don't have the time or the patiences to deal with you this week.
Sincerely,
Annoyed Consumer
Dear Apartment,
Please magically grow in square footage over night. If you could also manage to sprout a dishwasher, central heat/AC and full-size bathtub, that would be the tits.
Signed, needs more room and tired of dish pan hands
Dear H,
Please just realize that we need to move.
Your extremely patient wife who cried upon move-in. Three years ago.
Dear fat,
GTFO.
Dear Boss,
Either you trust me to do my job, or you don't. Stop trusting me 4 days a week and then grilling the sh*t out of me on the fifth. You're making yourself look stupid.
Sincerely,
Annoyed.
Dear Feet and Ankles,
I'm really sorry that you got hurt in the fall last week, but it's been a week now and you're still very sore and making it hard for me to walk. Please heal soon.
Thank you.
Dear Everyone in my building,
Yes, I have to use a walker to get around since I got injured. I realize it's odd to see a huge fat person walking with a walker, but please, for the love of God, please stop staring at me. It's embarassing for me, but you're the ones that should be embarassed. I'm not going to give you some magical disease from crossing your path. I'm still a person, I'm just using a walker. It's not that big of a deal. Stop staring.
Scarlet I hope you can stop using the walker soon. That means you would be feeling better.
I really like reading these because I get a kick out of it how you ladies word them.
Dear Students,
No matter how many times I explain that everything little thing I say does not need a comment from you, somebody shouts out a smarta$s comment or a random comment back at me. PLEASE STOP COMMENTATING EVERYTHING I DO. I know you're not trying to be disobedient, but you don't have to announce how you like to play the trumpet when I talk about a trumpet.
Signed,
The tired teacher that just wants to get one sentence out without interruption.
P.S. If I tell you to be quiet, I don't need a 5 minute explanation or apology where you continue to talk. Just show me you can do it.
I do too! I'm so not creative to write a letter like that. Sorry you ladies are frustrated today!
TTC since June 2012
Dear new promotion,
We are have been having a real love/hate relationship since we got together a few weeks ago. I understand things were a little bit of a mess with your former relationship, however please have mercy on me...I'm just one person and my brain can only handle so much!
-Thanks, your new employee