August 2012 Weddings
tuarceatha
member
Itchy nose.
Dear Community,
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Open Letter Wednesday
Dear Cable Tech,
Please call me 30 minute before your estimated arrival, and get the stuff set up quickly.
Thanks a million,
New homeowner.
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Dear Mother Nature,
Please don't rain on Saturday.
Kthxbai.
-Jen
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Itchy nose.
Re: Open Letter Wednesday
Dear check valve on my water pump,
Please don't blow your screw loose again so I have to get up and stand in the basement at 4am holding a flashlight for hubby...lol
Dear my neighbors & their male dog thats not fixed,
Im done saying please so keep your damn dog on a leash so he will stop sitting outside my house preventing me from putting my own dog outside. First off she's going to eat you cause she is a guard dog and you are near her kids second as much as you want she is fixed and will also eat you for trying. GO THE F%*K HOME!!!!
*End*
Dear weekend,
Please arrive quicker! DH and I will finally have a relaxing weekend with nothing big planned and I cannot wait to just relax and spend qaulity time with him! So hurry up!!
Sincerely- toobusy
My Planning Bio - Update 8/5/12
Dear Neighbors on the right side,
Please get a new bed and get rid of that d@mn loud-@ss windchime that you inconsiderately placed DIRECTLY over your air conditioning unit.
Dear Neighbors on the left side,
Please don't just talk to me when you need something from me - I'm not going to move my vehicle just so you have 8 feet to get out of your parallel parking space. Sorry, but I kind of assumed you knew how to drive your car.
Dear Employer,
Please get your name-change situation under control. I've been married a month and still can't figure out how to change my name... isn't this something that happens frequently enough to not completely suck?
-Ang
This is great! I can't think of anything clever at the moment... too tired.
But I'm enjoying reading them!
Dear neighbor's farm dog,
It is okay to bark yes, but PLEASE do not continue to bark and strain at your chain just because you think the tomato in my hand is an apple. I know you love apples, and if I had one I'd give it to you (just to get you to calm down).
Thanks,
Neighbor without apples