August 2006 Weddings
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OMG- Best story ever

http://community.thenest.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/7054714.aspx

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It's the wedding night story from the Hot Topics. ?Do yourself a favor and go read it.?

Re: OMG- Best story ever

  • OK, the ending was quite funny, but that may be the single most annoying way to read a story.  Just type up the entire story and stick it into one post rather than dragging it out!

    {tapping my very impatient foot}

  • Lord - I can't believe I made my way through that one. Her DH should have stuck his d!ck in her mouth to shut her up. Wink

  • imageis_it_over_yet?:

    OK, the ending was quite funny, but that may be the single most annoying way to read a story.  Just type up the entire story and stick it into one post rather than dragging it out!

    {tapping my very impatient foot}

    Yes! It's like saying "I have a secret" and making people beg to hear it.

    And maybe it's been too long since I've gotten any Embarrassed but I'm sorry, after 8 years, I wouldn't care about the dirty ceiling tiles and smelly air conditioner!

  • Ditto on how annoying it was.

    And Brookles, he didn't care and he was the  one who waited 8 years.  I actually understand where she was coming from, but I would not have set foot in that room. We would've been going to a nice hotel, pronto.

    It was stupid the way she handled it.  I mean, if you can't even be honest about what you are going through when it comes to sex, you gotta lotta bad sex in store for you.

  • That was incredibly annoying-  splitting the story up into a million posts, and the whole time I'm like, just TELL him the place is too disgusting!! You've been together for 8 years, but you can't even tell him that??
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  • There is no way in hell I would've stayed in that room. I guess the story was supposed to be funny, but now I feel sad for her.
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  • That's not funny.  It's sad.  Especially how she sounded like she didn't have much of a choice at times.  Yuck.
  • At the beginning of the thread she says she's 34 and at the end she says she is 37.  Did she age 3 years while telling that story?  I sure did.

    And while that makes me think MUD, if it were true, it's just so disgusting and sad.  Hilarious, but also disgusting and sad.  And what's with the entire family knowing she's a virgin and coming to discuss it with her the next day?  So weird.

  • thats sad. Were they hella poor? I would have thrown a fit and made DH get me a better room. Or my mom, or someone.

     

  • imageEastSideFluffy:

    At the beginning of the thread she says she's 34 and at the end she says she is 37.  Did she age 3 years while telling that story?  I sure did.

    And while that makes me think MUD, if it were true, it's just so disgusting and sad.  Hilarious, but also disgusting and sad.  And what's with the entire family knowing she's a virgin and coming to discuss it with her the next day?  So weird.

    Yeah I'm inclined to think MUD too.

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  • imagemajorwife:
    I had no patience to make it to the end.  I assume they did it in that nasty room?

    They did.  Then the sisters and everyone asked all about it and she told them it was gross and they thought she meant sex and she meant the room and oh my god it was just so hilarious.

    The whole thing was so this-one-time-at-band-camp-ish that I wanted to slap them both. 

  • When a story sounds like the plot of an episode of Seinfeld, you can rest assured it's most likely MUD. 
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