I'll start since I'm off to work and probably will be too tired to remember to check in later.
Dear weather,
Please stop sucking. It's the middle of April for crying out loud. Snow time is over.
Love,
Ready to see the sunshine and be warm all at the same time
Dear management gods,
While I'm really sorry you sucked at inventory, it is clearly not my fault that not a single department in the store was prepared. It's also not my fault the pharmacy was unprepared. No one told me what to do and I did the best I could. Oh yeah...and I'm not the manager so it's not my job. Please pull your heads out of your bums and figure this crap out.
Love,
Your employees who actually do their jobs.
Re: Open Letters Thursday
Dear H,
When you get up in the middle of the night for water, please do not take a bite out of my cooked chicken breast. That is my lunch for the next day. It was cute the first couple times you did it, now I just wonder why it still happens.
Dear Boss,
Next time you schedule someone to cover my event and tell them it will all be setup when they get there, please remember to have someone actually set it up.
Sincerely,
I should invoice for two jobs today but I'm nicer tha