ok so let me start off by saying i have a really odd menstrual cycle! so since H and i are ttc w/o much luck i bought a ovulation test kit! DH knew i bought it so on the morning it came up as a smiley face < meaning i am ovulating > i ran into the room to show him and he just looked at it like what are you trying to tell me! it was so funny! i was so excited that the smiley face finally came up! lol that was last week- yesterday i discovered a bruise on my stomach < i am very clumsy> i showed him and he was like " maybe that's the baby kicking!" oh how clueless he is - i said if thats the baby kicking i dont know if i can carry this baby 9 months! it might kill me! then i explained to him a one week old fetus wouldnt even show up on a pregnancy test yet- let alone be kicking!
but last night i was reading something online about how drinking alot of coffee (5+ cups a day ) can reduce fertility in males and i just happened to say that to DH ( he drinks alot of coffee) it also said something about try switching to green tea if you need caffine -and today DH was at the grocery store and bought a big bottle of green tea (iced ) he's so cute! lol
Re: oh DH- ttc stories! (not tmi)
That is super cute. Guys are really clueless when it comes to baby things. DH and I were watching a movie once and the "newborn" baby in it was probably like 4 months old. I made a comment about it being bad casting, and DH said, "Yeah, that can't be a newborn. The eyes are open." I laughed really hard and then explained the difference between puppies and humans.
Good luck hopefully you get pregnant soon!