Dear coworker who is my superior but equal,
You are good and helpful. That advice the other day about needing to be detached from the customers, my work and the job in general. I can't do it when it comes to this. Then I'll be a passionless drone. We are not photojournalists that have to detach from our subjects. I can do it but would rather not.
On the verge of being mosur able coworker
Dear Company,
i hope you read that. Do you really want people who don't give a f'ck?
employee
Dear guy helping me with our car
Youve been great so far. So keep up the good work. Also please don't let this cost a fortune.
Your customer
dear H
I can't thank you enough for being there for me when I need it 99% of the time. You didn't have to leave work early to meet me at the dealership but you are. You know I feel like crud, emotionally, physically and mentally.
Your loving wife
All Oct 2011 ladies
Thank you for being here and being you
fellow oct 2011 lady
*done via my phone*
Re: Open letter Thursday
Dear Weather,
Please be nice and sunny this weekend. It's been so long since I had a relaxing weekend at the beach - I'd really like to actually hang out on the beach,
Sincerely,
Super pale before graduation and wedding pix galore
Dear DH:
I'm just going to pretend that you work until 6pm from now on so that every single day when you're NOT leaving the office at 5pm, I won't get mad. I can't decide if your new boss is REALLY making you stay late or if you're kissing his butt by staying late. You sure are making me hate your boss, though.
I REALLY need to use this awesome BB&B coupon (20% off of ENTIRE purchase!!!) before next week and I'd like you to have some kind of opinion on our dining room curtains. I asked you to leave work on time ONE day... and you sent me a text saying you're leaving at 6. Yes, thank you for working hard... but... c'mon.
I have a feeling that you will leave work tomorrow on time because you have to pick up your BIL. If you can leave work on time for him and not me... my head might explode.
Sincerely,
Your previously patient and understanding wife
Dear H,
I said at least 5 times the phrase "I want wings". Considering I was not too happy when I saw you, wouldn't you take that as a big hint to get me some?!
Signed,
Your irrationally annoyed W.