WTF CW - Telling me you need data compiled, and graphs made... oh and the meeting is in 10 mins is NOT COOL! I need to post that sign "Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine".
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Dear Biomom,
Thank you for meeting us half way to get the kids, but can you please tell us what time? We need to plan if H is working the night before or not.
Thanks,
Type-A Stepmom
PS - Don't really care you have to rent a van to do this, because your H doesn't trust you to meet your ex therefore him and all the kids (5 of them) have to come... Does he think you're going to get it on with your ex while I watch the kids?! Trust - it's important in a marriage....
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Dear new phone, I love you
Re: WTF and open letters Wednesday
Thanks for being a all around craptastic teacher in relaying information out about activities that are going on at school. I know you've been teaching for 30 some years and you seem to be over it all, but it would be nice to know when the award ceremony was and if A was getting one without me having to email you about it like I do everything.
Thank God this school year is over tomorrow,
Me
Dear N,
It's super cute that you want to have a little party with your friends for your 30th birthday, but I'm already planning a HUGE party. You're confusing your friends by texting them the date of your 'new' party because they already know about your real party. I'm trying to be supportive of your party without encouring it, but you're making it difficult here, Buddy.
Love,
Your awesome wife who is throwing you a huge surprise party. xoxo
Dear cold/allergies/sinuses/whatever you are:
GO AWAY! I want to breathe again.
Signed,
Stuffy lady
HA! That woman is a trip and a half....
Amanda - Oh I know... I don't understand half the stuff she does. Oh well 9 days until we have the kids!
OH NO! I hope he doesn't ruin it for himself!
WTF...parents of my preschool children. How hard is it to let me know when you are on vacation??? I need to put down deposits for trips and special events so I need to know the number of kids that will be involved. Most people I know plan vacations months in advance!!
Dear DH,
I am very appreciaitve that you want to go with me to the eye surgeon today, but it stresses me out that you want to leave the house at the LAST available minute!! I hate to be late.
Love,
Your nervous control freak of a wife
Will you have them next Saturday? Do you have plans yet? We are having Chase's birthday party at the beach and are getting a moonbounce if y'all want to come out!
We meet his ex on the 14th and have them until the next weekend. I was going to say something to you but I saw you were having the party then and figured you were busy. No plans yet, we're just winging all the day trips.
Let me know if you guys want to come out! I will give you directions. We would love to have you.
sure will! I'll let Jeff knwo tonight!