I could really use this...
dear Nanny,
I am sad you want to leave us and the kids will be heartbroken. I understand that you want more steady pay and something along the line of your career. I really don't think you will find anything that great. You have no relevant work experience and are not finished with school. We pay $11 an hour which you are not going to find in an entry level position. Good luck and I hope we can find a souls replacement.
Best!
Your boss
dear DH,
I love you! Thanks for being so amazing through hard times. We have had our fair share of tough times but yet you always stuck right by my side. I think our relationship grows stronger everyday because of you.
Xoxo
your adoring wifey
dear therapist,
Thank you for letting me sob uncontrollably yesterday. I really love that you don't judge me and always give great advise. I am going to try your suggestions for the next few weeks. I can't wait to feel like my old self again.
Thanks,
your loyal client
Re: Open Letters
Dear pantry-
Please fill yourself.
love a hungry girl
Dear bank account-
follow pantries lead.
Love someone who has a lot of pay for
Dear Aleigha-
I wish I could take some pain away for you
Love a good friend
Dear bossy *** lady I work with,
I have just returned to this crappy part time job. I am not happy about leaving my baby to work in a hotel gift shop but I'm only doing it two days a week and it's just so I can pay some of my outstanding bills. Why, do you have to get on my case and be so bitchy to me? I worked my butt off today. The line was almost non-stop, how did you expect me to fill up the soda case and stock candy when the line was so long? You are not my boss so I should not have to listen to you.
Thank you,
Your very nice co-worker
Dear DH,
Thank you for working so much in order to provide for our family! You are a great father and loving husband. Oh and sorry I yelled at you in my sleep last night. You did not deserve that.
Love,
Your Wife
Dear MIL,
I appreciate you driving an hour down here to spend the day with the baby while I was at work but I clearly said in the note not to clean anything. Well, you did not listen. I walked in to my kitchen burners taken off the stove and you pulling out weeds in our patio. Plus, my alcohol bottles are all re-arranged in our "bar" area. Why must you do this?! Please just take care of the baby and leave my house alone.
Thanks,
Your DIL
Married the love of my life on 1-21-12. Our princess arrived on 5-28-13.
Dear Boss,
Thank you for switching up the schedule so I can get a day off. I really really needed it.
Thanks again,
Thankful employee
Dear Bills,
Pay yourself. Seriously.
Sincerely,
I have better things to do
01.21.2012---> I married a redhead I'm crazy about.
04.2016: IT'S A BOY! Elias Alan is due!
WDW trips: 05/14 (1st trip! Art of Animation; Little Mermaid), 05/15 (Pop Century!). DL Trips: 12/15
Dear Husband,
Thank you so much for taking care of Abby at night these first few weeks. I was happy to keep a normal schedule. I know you don't want to leave us tomorrow, but am very happy you are working so I can stay at home with Abby.
Love, Your Wife
Dear Abby,
I love you so very much. I am nervous and excited to be staying home with you while daddy works. Please go easy on me tomorrow and the rest of the school year.
Love, Mommy
Dear days,
Please start having more time in you, so I have longer until I go back to school, and have more time to work on things.
Love, a person who needs more time
Dear homeowners out there,
Please decide to sell our dream home if you are so inclined. I really need a home of my own.
Love a future home owner