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WebMD is not your friend

I won't go into why I went, but I always leave convinced I have cancer or something will just kill me instantly.

 

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  • My parents have this medical book that's red, has a bunch of different diseases, and a handful of flowcharts.

    Whenever I'd follow the flowcharts, I'd end up with glaucoma, gonorrhea, arthritis...

  • imageMarquisDoll:

    My parents have this medical book that's red, has a bunch of different diseases, and a handful of flowcharts.

    Whenever I'd follow the flowcharts, I'd end up with glaucoma, gonorrhea, arthritis...

    How would you have gotten gonorrhea?!?

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  • I'm the same way!  I can't even read the side effects on the label when I get a prescription, or I will wind up convincing myself that I am experiencing all of them. I just save it, and if I notice something abnormal, I consult to see if that something matches a side effects.  I am that neurotic.
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  • imagebrideymcbriderson:
    I'm the same way!  I can't even read the side effects on the label when I get a prescription, or I will wind up convincing myself that I am experiencing all of them. I just save it, and if I notice something abnormal, I consult to see if that something matches a side effects.  I am that neurotic.

    Horrible.  I always think I have some rare horrible condition.  Odds are, I don't!

    Of course, I was vindicated once because I was diagnosed with a rare neurological condition when I was 15, so I now give credence to every symptom and crazy idea I ever get!

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    imageMarquisDoll:

    My parents have this medical book that's red, has a bunch of different diseases, and a handful of flowcharts.

    Whenever I'd follow the flowcharts, I'd end up with glaucoma, gonorrhea, arthritis...

    How would you have gotten gonorrhea?!?

    Hahahaha.  I was 10.  This is TMI, but you know, cervical mucous = white discharge.  I was a bit of a hypochondriac (so much so that when I was 17 and broke my foot, my parents didn't believe me until it was still messed up a week and a half later, lol).

  • OMG, Marquis, I had similar concerns about cervical mucus.  I actually knew that semen was viscous and kind of clear, so I became concerned (at like 11 or something) that I was like a hermaphrodite. 

    I also can't believe I just shared that.  Kids are dumb.

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    OMG, Marquis, I had similar concerns about cervical mucus.  I actually knew that semen was viscous and kind of clear, so I became concerned (at like 11 or something) that I was like a hermaphrodite. 

    I also can't believe I just shared that.  Kids are dumb.

    That's awesome.  I PPH you!

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  • imagebunnybean:

    OMG, Marquis, I had similar concerns about cervical mucus.  I actually knew that semen was viscous and kind of clear, so I became concerned (at like 11 or something) that I was like a hermaphrodite. 

    I also can't believe I just shared that.  Kids are dumb.

    Haha, classic!  That's so true.  I spent half my childhood convinced I had various ailments and issues.

  • This thread is hilarious.

    I know what you mean about WebMD though.  Once, WebMD convinced me I had appendicitis.  I went to the ER and was told I had a UTI.  I totally did not believe the doctors when they told me that.  I kept insisting I had appendicitis.  They didn't like me too much.

  • Actually, the woman who wrote TCOYF has this whole introduction abut how she didn't know what CM was as a student and she was constantly going to the doc in college cause she thought she had infections whenever she noticed CM.
  • We had the red book with flowcharts, too. ?I think maybe it's from the AMA. ?I loved that thing. ?I don't think it ever gave my gonorhea, though :)
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  • BTW, bunny, this never ends.  If you ever have kids you will transfer your magical-medical-diagnosis-neurosis to them.  I have spent hours pouring over my AAP books and websites diagnosing my kids with various ailments, and without the benefit of them telling me anything because they are too young to do so. 

    I guess the upside is that you will stop worrying about your own health because you are too obssessed with your kids'.  It's a cruel joke, really. Hmm

  • Ha, so true IIOY.  My mom was the same way.  She was always worried about my health.  For some reason she was always diagnosing me with impetigo, which I never actually had.
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  • WebMD is a site sponsored by the pharmaceutical industry so take what is says with a grain of salt.  I am convinced that because of this, it leads people to become worried about x disease they may have and brings in more prescription $$s.  Go to MedLine Plus (Johns Hopkins site)---it is less scare inducing.
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