I would like a unicorn! But one for like shoppin and cooking not sex stuff. I feel like that would be more beneficial to my relationship. Plus, I wouldn't have to do errands. (View Post)
A) You are already skinny and hot in my book. B) Alan has a scar on his chest and I tell everyone he had a third nipple removed. He hates me. C) Just pretend I made all of the goodies in your house a… (View Post)