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I'm thinking of changing it to 'pushed her personality out with the placenta'. Both are rather accurate. (View Post)

Wait, what? This is one of the most selfish things I've yet to read on the Nest. Holy hell. Can you step outside of yourself even for just a MOMENT? I can't even bring myself to address all… (View Post)

I would NOT be as lenient as you if my child spoke to me like that. (View Post)

Start calling her Schnookie-wookie-panties both in private and in public. Then when she calls you on it be all "Oh! I uh.... I thought we were just calling each other whatever we wanted now.&quo… (View Post)

Okay - hold the phone on this one too. This baby is not about you. You are some kind of step half sister of formerly divorced parents 30 years younger (I got a bit lost up there) than the expectant d… (View Post)