So little Casey and I are babysitting Big Casey today. My mom called me and told me that she had to give big Casey a suppository today but was hoping she'd go before my mom had to leave for work. Well she didn't. And boy what a surprise I had when I went to check on it. HOLY HELL. I mean really it was bad. This was the most poop I've ever seen in my whole life. So anyway, I got over it and cleaned it up. Then NOT TO BE OUTDONE by her Auntie, my sweet daughter had a huge blow out up her belly and back, and all over her bouncy chair.
I've had a really SH*TTY morning. Literally hahahaa.
Sorry to share such a gross story but I think it's funny and I've been laughing about it all morning.
Re: Holy Sh*t... Literally (maybe TMI)
ha ha ha!
That made me laugh. Just because I had to do something similar last night. You are a good mom and sister.
We got back from our 1 week trip back east for thanksgiving last night. We left nala (my 3 leg cat) alone for the week (but we had friends check up on her). I left her gallon food/water feeders out so that no one had to stop by constantly. She's been on a new diet with her cancer recovery, but I had to forgo that and just give her the dry food.
Well, the cat ate the WHOLE d@mn bucket!!!!!!!!! Usually she just eats a little while we are gone. But NO. She ate the WHOLE thing!!!
I walked into the laundry room and the smell of sh!t was so bad, I thought I was going to vomit. I've never seen so much crap in my life!! In one week, she managed to pile up and over her huge litter box, fling it ALL over the walls, some of it 6 feet up, and its all over the floor. GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wanted to cry last night.
you are a good mom and sis... and a better person because you can laugh about this
xoxo
well, if we're going to talk sh*t... I've got a poop story to share, too!
I was at the OB/GYN on Monday with Blair; she's on my lap in the waiting room when she lets loose a nice, big, squishy, leaky poop. It leaks through her super cute little pants and onto mine.
The Dr's office doesn't have proper changing facilities, so I've got her on the little pad that comes with the diaper bag, on the floor of the restroom. She's rolling all over the place (her new thing during diaper changes, rolling away) and screaming her head off b/c she's not happy about being poopy, held down, or on the floor in a strange place --and her screams are echoeing loudly off the walls, so I'm sure everyone in the waiting room could hear.
I don't have a clean onesie in the bag, just pants, so I have to dress her in the pink-and-white striped pullover (which thankfully didn't get poop on it) and green pants with yellow ducks on them. And so I go back out into the waiting room, with a baby dressed as though a blind person picked her clothes, me covered in poop, and she's smiling at all the people in there as if she hadn't just been screaming like I tried to pull her toes off.
sigh.