Lansing Nesties
Dear Community,

Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.

If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.

Thank you.

Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.

Random thoughts: 12.16

Re: Random thoughts: 12.16

  • I"m wondering how someone came up with the concept of the Netti Pot
  • Did you know that some people still think that the world is not round...Jeff told me that the other week. Wierd.
  • I'm sick of being so cold! 

    Does anyone have any good jokes?  I sure could use a laugh today!  It's been a rather rough morning already!

  • Crystal-

     It's not exactly a joke, but still mildly amusing...

    Top 10 Signs of Job Burnout

    10. You're so tired, you now answer the phone with "Leave me alone!"

    9. Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream,"Stop asking me all these questions!"

    8. Your garbage can IS your "Inbox"!

    7. You wake up to discover your house is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don't care.

    6. You consider a 40 hour week a vacation.

    5. Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday.

    4. You don't set your alarm anymore because you know your pager will go off before your alarm does.

    3. You leave for a party and instinctively bring your ID badge.

    2. Your DayTimer/Work Planner exploded a week ago.

    And the NUMBER ONE sign that you are burned out because of work.....

    1. You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now.

  • Amber, where are these people who think the world is flat?  I think it would be really entertaining to talk to one of them.

  • I am thinking about how long I will have to stand in line to send out my Christmas cards after work tonight.

  • One more funny post for Crystal-

     

    Drawbacks to working in a cubicle

    1) Being told to "Think Outside the Box" when I'm in the darn box all day!

    2) Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who is behind me.

    3) Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gun fire.

    4) That nagging feeling that if I just press the right button, I will get a piece of cheese.

    5) Lack of roof rafters for the noose.

    6) My walls are too close together for my hammock to work right.

    7) 23 power cords, 1 outlet.

    8) Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.

    9) When tours come through, I get lots of peanuts thrown at me.

    10) Can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.

    11) If you talk to yourself it causes all the surrounding cubicle inhabitants to pop their heads over the wall and say "What? I didn't hear you."

    12) If your boss calls you and askes you to come into his office for a minute the walk there is like a funeral march... people hand you tissues as you pass and refuse to make eye contact.

    13) You always have the feeling that someone is watching you, but by the time you turn to look they're gone.

  • imageAjM23:
    Did you know that some people still think that the world is not round...Jeff told me that the other week. Wierd.

    LOL! Those pictures from space are lying... although, there are a lot of people that think the moon landing was fake, too.

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  • I don't really have a random thought today. My brain isn't working properly and I still feel yucky.
  • Random thought..........is it wrong to eat pizza while I watch biggest loser?

    I am also loving the whole metabolism of being a breastfeeding mommy.......now I know why people continue breast feeding their toddlers.

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