WTF Wednesday

minionlover

Complaints go here.

mana8503

Wtf work - way to shut down work for most of yesterday with 1 security patch...

WillyH19

WTF MIL??? You tell your kids last night that you are planning on coming here for the weekend for Mothers Day? I swear on everything I own, if that bitch tries to stay at our house while I'm either home with a brand new baby or still pregnant, I will throat punch her. This "visit" is the last in a long line of really messed up things she has done in the last month and I just can't take it!

goatlady12

WTF commercial jingle, GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!

ramstein1027

WTF pms nausea.  I'm not even pregnant, and I don't appreciate this new symptom.  

goatlady12

WillyH19 said:

WTF MIL??? You tell your kids last night that you are planning on coming here for the weekend for Mothers Day? I swear on everything I own, if that bitch tries to stay at our house while I'm either home with a brand new baby or still pregnant, I will throat punch her. This "visit" is the last in a long line of really messed up things she has done in the last month and I just can't take it!

GIFSoup

WillyH19

Also, WTF HOA? You couldn't tell us you were flushing the fire hydrants today? I walk by the window in the living room to find two hydrants gushing and seemingly nobody around. I about called the fire dept. but luckily saw a utility truck roll by. 

brainybrunette

WTF mail lady...

Background: Our mail gets delivered to a central group of mailboxes for our townhouse complex. Each townhouse unit has their own box and key.

First of all, our mail doesn't get delivered until almost 5pm (I know I'm only complaining about that because I'm home all day, and I want my Birchbox LOL. If I had a job, I wouldn't care what time the mail came). The bigger problem is that there's been a few times that I've gone out to get the mail at 4:30 and she's still filling the mailboxes... and TALKING ON HER CELL PHONE! This wouldn't bother me, except that we're constantly getting other people's mail in our mailbox. This worries me that we're not receiving all of our mail. If we get someone else's mail one more time, I'm calling the post office.

Get off your cell phone, and do your job properly!  

WillyH19

Seipel12 said:

WillyH19 said:

WTF MIL??? You tell your kids last night that you are planning on coming here for the weekend for Mothers Day? I swear on everything I own, if that bitch tries to stay at our house while I'm either home with a brand new baby or still pregnant, I will throat punch her. This "visit" is the last in a long line of really messed up things she has done in the last month and I just can't take it!

GIFSoup

Oh man, I laughed WAY too hard at this. I usually try not to engage her and act like she doesn't exist. But, hormones are getting the best of me!

LDubHawksFan

Wtf clothes!! I know I've gained like 10 lbs since the wedding and I'm cheap so I rarely buy new things....but yesterday the button on my jeans came off them and this morning the underwire in one of my bras started poking out. I wouldn't mind a shopping trip, but really when we are spending a huge amount and time closing on our house next week?! Timing is terrible!

WillyH19

@lwoehlk maybe moving will help you drop some pounds?

consciousdear88

@seipel12 I'm intrigued. Which one?

consciousdear88

WTF ants. Thanks for reminding me why I hated this rental house last summer too.

goatlady12

consciousdear88 said:

@seipel12 I'm intrigued. Which one?

Stanely Steamer.

 

ETA, spelling is hard.

sjs1013

@Seipel12 I know exactly what you mean, especially at Stanley Steamer!

WTF self- I know I'm tired, but I still have a job to do for 6 weeks or so.  Focus and educate some kids!

LDubHawksFan

WillyH19 said:

@lwoehlk maybe moving will help you drop some pounds?

Yeah maybe!! The jeans button wasn't even from me being too big for them; they are probably 8 years old! Haha I could still afford to lose some weight. It's more a vent about my cheap ass and how now my clothes start to fall apart! If you can't tell: I am not a shopping type!

WillyH19

lwoehlk said:

@lwoehlk maybe moving will help you drop some pounds?

Yeah maybe!! The jeans button wasn't even from me being too big for them; they are probably 8 years old! Haha I could still afford to lose some weight. It's more a vent about my cheap ass and how now my clothes start to fall apart! If you can't tell: I am not a shopping type!

I hate shopping too! I wear most of my stuff until it falls apart and I'm forced to replace it.