FFFC

brij2006

Let's hear those confessions ladies.

amandaf6383

I peed all over my bathroom floor and pants while trying to PIAC...then I blamed it on the dog.

LuckyAngel07

amandaf6383 said:

I peed all over my bathroom floor and pants while trying to PIAC...then I blamed it on the dog.

I blamed a little toot on the dog last weekend.

brij2006

amandaf6383 said:

I peed all over my bathroom floor and pants while trying to PIAC...then I blamed it on the dog.

Haha.  Do we need to draw you a diagram and send over tutorials on how to?

amandaf6383

brij2006 said:

amandaf6383 said:

I peed all over my bathroom floor and pants while trying to PIAC...then I blamed it on the dog.

Haha.  Do we need to draw you a diagram and send over tutorials on how to?

I'm usually a PIAC expert!! lol I can pee in a tiny little thimble sized thing and not get anything anywhere. This was a freak of nature! lol

Sewilson33

I was feeling down and out yesterday so I went onto Loft and bought $130 worth of clothes. DH has NO idea yet. It was all 40% off though!!

abt8113

I looked around the house this morning for my birthday present DH bought yesterday.

I also have no desire to work today, but that has been how I've felt all week!

KonaCoffeeBean

I have imaginary conversations with famous people.

seahorse01

I work at the corporate office of a company that has retail outlets.  While on vacation last week, I went to go in one and their open sign was off 45 minutes before close.  I called them out on it, and when they acknowledged that they knowingly had it off, I told them where I work.  I would NEVER turn them in, but it was bullshit and I let them know it was unacceptable.  I bet they won't do it again.

brij2006

H took my SUV to work today because I'm having a rough week and can't stand to drive our "family SUV" without crying.  He told me that I could take his daily driver to work.  Instead I got the sportscar out and drove the backroads to work.  There may or may not have been a few burnouts involved.  He will never know.

seahorse01

I thought of another one.  I have zero interest in going back to Las Vegas.  Boring!

brij2006

seahorse01 said:

I thought of another one.  I have zero interest in going back to Las Vegas.  Boring!

I will agree with you on this one.  We've been 3 times, and H has been 6.  He wants to go back again.  The only thing I desire to do in Vegas is to eat at Gordon Ramsey Steak.  That is all.

It's one of those, been there done that, places for me.

lfk2013

Hugs, Brij.

I wouldn't allow DH to touch me last night. I pretty much forced him into the bathroom when he got home and made him take a shower. Why? The man had ticks all over him. 10 were stuck underneath his collar trying to get at him. I have no shame in saying that I squealed like a girl and had the heeby jeebies all night.

Xan921

lfk2013 said:

Hugs, Brij. I wouldn't allow DH to touch me last night. I pretty much forced him into the bathroom when he got home and made him take a shower. Why? The man had ticks all over him. 10 were stuck underneath his collar trying to get at him. I have no shame in saying that I squealed like a girl and had the heeby jeebies all night.

Omg, I would have had a nervous break down.  

brij2006

Xan921 said:

lfk2013 said:

Hugs, Brij. I wouldn't allow DH to touch me last night. I pretty much forced him into the bathroom when he got home and made him take a shower. Why? The man had ticks all over him. 10 were stuck underneath his collar trying to get at him. I have no shame in saying that I squealed like a girl and had the heeby jeebies all night.

Omg, I would have had a nervous break down.  

Ditto here.  I would've had nightmares and made him sleep in another room.  

Tell him you're buying him a flea/tick collar tonight.

Sewilson33

lfk2013 said:

Hugs, Brij. I wouldn't allow DH to touch me last night. I pretty much forced him into the bathroom when he got home and made him take a shower. Why? The man had ticks all over him. 10 were stuck underneath his collar trying to get at him. I have no shame in saying that I squealed like a girl and had the heeby jeebies all night.

What the hell was he doing!? I wouldn't have let him past the front door. Oh jeezI'm going to have nightmares!

seahorse01

lfk2013 said:

Hugs, Brij. I wouldn't allow DH to touch me last night. I pretty much forced him into the bathroom when he got home and made him take a shower. Why? The man had ticks all over him. 10 were stuck underneath his collar trying to get at him. I have no shame in saying that I squealed like a girl and had the heeby jeebies all night.

The only thing flameful about this is that you let him in the house at all.  What had be been doing????

Xan921

I only agreed to go to my brother tennis tournament today because it was supposed to be hot and sunny and I wanted to get some color.  Now it's cloudy and not very warm....and I'm stuck sitting through over 3 hours of tennis.

nfp147

lfk2013 said:

Hugs, Brij. I wouldn't allow DH to touch me last night. I pretty much forced him into the bathroom when he got home and made him take a shower. Why? The man had ticks all over him. 10 were stuck underneath his collar trying to get at him. I have no shame in saying that I squealed like a girl and had the heeby jeebies all night.

Ew! I would have made him sleep in the guest room. 

lfk2013

I tried to make him sleep on the couch. I searched him multiple times for the little fuckers. I hate ticks and he sees them as NBD (he grew up on a farm). He had to check out an abandoned property for a real estate transaction. The man is terrified of snakes (the conversation with him regarding said snakes made me LOL at work), but is ok with ticks. /:)

seahorse01

Lyme disease.  Nope.

OohSparkly13

I am super tempted to book a long weekend in Florida for our one year wedding anniversary instead of going on the weekend trip we currently have planned in Michigan (we live in northern Indiana.) It's definitely not in our budget at the moment but I sooo badly want to smell the ocean air and eat tons of fresh seafood and and see the ocean! 

simsk3887

I'm a manager at work so I typically race around and try to fix everyone's problems instantly.  I've noticed that no one, including the COO cares nor does the same for anyone else so this week, I probably actually worked only half the time I billed.  I don't feel guilty at all...

BookishMama1012

I cried in front of one of my classes today, on purpose, with the express purpose of making them feel guilty.

Don't ever teach middle school; 7th graders are mean.

KonaCoffeeBean

BookishMama1012 said:

I cried in front of one of my classes today, on purpose, with the express purpose of making them feel guilty. Don't ever teach middle school; 7th graders are mean.

Preach. I'm a grown-ass women, and if I have to talk to a thirteen year old girl, I still have to call my mom. "Mom, they're so mean" ( sobbing).