Dear Patrick Rothfuss,

RiverPlate

Please stop writing novellas about minor characters, because even though I'll read it anyway, this means that you are not spending your time writing the next installment of the Kingkiller Chronicles.  

WRITE, I BEG YOU.

sorrynotsorry,

RP

84Lauren

I still haven't read any of them because I don't want to get distracted, but I may have to break down and do it if I ever want to read anything else of his before I'm 80.

MrsJenE

I have no interest in the novellas right now. Finish the damn book.

RevJen

MrsJenE said:

I have no interest in the novellas right now. Finish the damn book.

This.

jackiback

Write a book.

Don't write a facebok status, don't write a blog post, don't write a novella. 

WRITE A BOOK! 

cnthrdlywt2bwZ

All of this. I've been saying it FOR YEARS.

EliStar

If I was PR's wife, I would be withholding sex until he finished this damn book. THERE IS NO TIME FOR ANYTHING ELSE. ONLY WRITING THIS BOOK. 

Leeba25

I saw him go off on someone on twitter for saying something similar. The guy was like, awww thems just jokes. It was kinda funny. 

cnthrdlywt2bwZ

I think he cracks under pressure and just like, refuses to finish this story because he doesn't know what to do with it. It's so annoying and despite his wonderful writing, I can tolerate him (as a person) much less than I used to. Makes me want to read other authors that don't mess around.