WTF Wednesday

minionlover

WTF's go here.

mana8503

WTF Cold - I thought I was getting a pass on this cold my parents and E got, nope I have a deep chest cough now.  The day before we leave for NC.  WTF

goatlady12

WTF DH you need to go to the doctor.  He had a work accident on Monday. He works with hazmat.  Anyway, there was a chlorine gas leak and DH was standing really close to it.  They gave him oxygen at work and his boss evaluated him and cleared him for work the rest of the day.  He told me last night that he can't hold A against his chest because it makes it too hard to breathe.  A weighs 14 lbs.  You can't carry 14 pounds?   I think there is a serious issue when a 230 lbs man can't hold a 14 lbs baby without shortness of breath.  He refuses to go to the doctor.  He needs to go!

brainybrunette

WTF Pinterest,

Why are you not updating?! My distraction from unemployment / job searching isn't working and it's making me sad! 

#FirstWorldProblems LOL!

mana8503

WTF MIL - we gave you this certain tomato plant seeds you wanted twice (she can't get them in NC).  NOW you want us to bring down the plants.  You have asked H everyday for week if my dad can get them for you.  My dad finally got them for you Monday, and H told you Monday AND Tuesday when you asked.  WHY are you texting me today asking if my dad got them.  This is borderline dementia!

ramstein1027

WTF to it being only Wednesday!  Blahhhh

consciousdear88

Am I allowed to use my WTF to question why it isn't Thursday yet? I just want to go to the bank and get the ball rolling on this house stuff.

minionlover

WTF are you wearing guy walking down the street.  I am pretty sure that plaid leggings were never intended for men.

xxjen015

@goatlady12 He needs to go! I'd be beating a dead horse insisting. That's scary!

sjs1013

@goatlady12 I definitely think your H needs to go to the doctor.  He needs to be checked out and I cannot believe that his job did not insist he see a doctor/go to the ER.  I am sure that is an OSHA violation.

I have a few:

WTF NY State.  I know you are attacking teachers, but I cannot believe how difficult this assessment is.  There were a number of vocabulary words that are no 4th grade appropriate and the questions were ridiculous.  I could barely focus on the test, I don't know how you expect my 9 year olds to.  Watching them take this test is cruel.

WTF crazy things that are happening to people I know.  Today I got 3 stories from different people about ridiculous things that are unbelievable.  I was literally speechless 3 different times.

WTF H's boss.  Why are you so disorganized?  There was no reason to keep him there until 7 because you didn't start releasing tax returns until 4.  Everyone else did their jobs, you should have too.

pengy16

Wtf H, I spent 20 mins yesterday getting baby to sleep so we could go to the grocery store. I successfully transferred him to his car seat without waking him. I ask you a question in a hushed tone just to make sure I didnt wake him but you had to respond in a booming outdoor voice instantly waking the baby which brought on crying/screaming and me having to spend another 20 mins in the car trying to get him back to sleep which I was unsuccessful in transferring him multiple times. I finally had to resort to giving him a bottle when he only ate an hour ago so we could finally leave. Oh and because I used the bottle we packed so early in our trip when I transfer him back to the car seat from the baby carrier ( he didn't want to be in the car seat so I had to wear him throughout the store so he would calm down and fall asleep which I didn't mind) he screamed the whole ride home.

minionlover

WTF lady who just started doing work in out building, (not an employee).  Asking DH on a date is not what he meant when he says "do you have any other questions."

mpjf1001

@minionlover seriously?

minionlover

@mpjf1001 - Seriously.  Right after it happened DH came into my office and told me.  Apparently she even said "I see you walk in in the morning."  Ummm and you didn't see the girl walking next to him EVERYDAY?

brainybrunette

^^^UGH!!!!!

ramstein1027

ummm that's not ok @minionlover.  WTF is wrong with people??

xxjen015

@minionlover you mean it's NOT okay to kiss your cousin that way every morning?!?! (I really hope this joke makes sense....or else....awkward)

mpjf1001

@minionlover you know i dont have a problem saying something, let me know if you need me to take a ride up there;)

minionlover

@mpjf1001 - Thanks.  I'll let you know if it come to that. 

sjs1013

@minionlover I am just looking at this now.  Are you serious?  I will also go up there and speak to this girl.  Maybe it could be the next outing?  We'll pick a good time for everyone and hope plane tickets are inexpensive.