Something funny just happened and I had to share.
I'm at work, and my husband texted me: "Babe.... I need to tell you something"
Me: "Ok, what?"
Husband: "Something terrible has happened.. well, not terrible but pretty bad."
Me: "WHAT??????" (thinking he lost his job or his mom died or our house is on fire)
Husband: "The item I sold on Ebay last week, the lady called me and said she wants a refund."
Me: "........ that's it????"
Husband: "Yeah, this is like my worst nightmare happening."
Me: "...... THIS is your worst nightmare????? .. Seriously???"
Re: Man Emergancies
Hahahaha....when I get back from meetings I see 10 missed calls on my cell phone and 5 to 6 messages on my work phone from my husband asking me to call him back ASAP and when I do it's usually "I've been calling you I can't find my hairbrush" or "I'm hungry what should I eat" or "How do I forward an email of a free cruise to you"?