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I wish my DH was a Vamp...

... so I wouldnt have to hear wierd ass noises coming from him as he sleeps. He would lay awake all night and hold me while I made noises.  Which reminds me.... dont tell me Bella didnt let one slip while Edward was there.

**throwing pillow at DH**

Vent over.

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Re: I wish my DH was a Vamp...

  • hahah. he probably thought it was beautiful..."any noise that comes from Bella is precious"
  • imagexboopiesx:
    hahah. he probably thought it was beautiful..."any noise that comes from Bella is precious"

    Precious my ass! (no pun intended)  With as much produce as that girl ate!? Ah hell nah!  Her scent wasnt always lavender and freesia.

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  • hahahaha. Edward probably "wafted" the scent up to his nose. hahahahaha
  • Bella = Freesia Farter

    I thought you were going to say you wish DH was a vamp so he could sex it up all night without getting tired or needing to sleep, eat, or use the bathroom. 

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    Bella = Freesia Farter

    I thought you were going to say you wish DH was a vamp so he could sex it up all night without getting tired or needing to sleep, eat, or use the bathroom. 

    LOL at Freesia Farter.

    Its the little things.  Yea yea rock hard throbing sparkly penis is great but I cant remember when he started snoring in the past 4 years??

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    Bella = Freesia Farter

    I thought you were going to say you wish DH was a vamp so he could sex it up all night without getting tired or needing to sleep, eat, or use the bathroom. 

    heheheh and hed always be hard. 

    was that too much? did I just take it too far??

    I'm sorry. Huh?

  • imagexboopiesx:
    hahahaha. Edward probably "wafted" the scent up to his nose. hahahahaha

    LOL Ick!

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  • Edward = Marble Manhood
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    imagexboopiesx:
    hahahaha. Edward probably "wafted" the scent up to his nose. hahahahaha

    LOL Ick!

    YUCK!!!  :-(

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