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Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
If you teach young kids or if you are a mother
you will probably get a grin from this one:
The Cowboy Boots
(Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this one!)
Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one of her
kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots?
He asked for help and she could see why.
Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't
want to go on. By the time they got the second boot on, she had w
orked up a sweat.
She almost cried when the little boy said, 'Teacher, they're on the
wrong feet.' She looked, and sure enough,
They were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was
putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as
Together they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the
right feet.
He then announced, 'These aren't my boots.'
She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream,
'Why didn't you say so?', like she wanted to.
Once again, she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off
his little feet. No sooner had they gotten the boots off when he
said, 'they're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear 'em.'
Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But, she mustered up
what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet
again.
Helping him into his coat, she asked, 'Now, where are your Mittens?'
He said, 'I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots.'
She will be eligible for parole in three years
The Cowboy Boots
(Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this one!)
Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one of her
kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots?
He asked for help and she could see why.
Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't
want to go on. By the time they got the second boot on, she had w
orked up a sweat.
She almost cried when the little boy said, 'Teacher, they're on the
wrong feet.' She looked, and sure enough,
They were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was
putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as
Together they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the
right feet.
He then announced, 'These aren't my boots.'
She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream,
'Why didn't you say so?', like she wanted to.
Once again, she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off
his little feet. No sooner had they gotten the boots off when he
said, 'they're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear 'em.'
Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But, she mustered up
what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet
again.
Helping him into his coat, she asked, 'Now, where are your Mittens?'
He said, 'I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots.'
She will be eligible for parole in three years
Re: If you teach young kids or if you are a mother
Dead.
Sounds like conversations I've had. Lol.