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Need a laugh

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10 Truths Black and Hispanic people know but White people wont admit
> > 1. Elvis is dead.
> > 2. Jesus was not white.
> > 3. Rap music is here to stay.
> > 4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
> > 5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
> > 6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
> > 7. A 5 year old is too big for a stroller.
> > 8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
> > 9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
> > 10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
> >
> > 10 Truths White and Black People know but Hispanic people wont admit
> > 1. Hickeys are not attractive.
> > 2. Chicken is food not a pet or a roommate.
> > 3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
> > 4. Your country flag is not a car decoration.
> > 5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
> > 6. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
> > 7. 'Jump out and run' is not in any insurance policies.
> > 8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
> > 9. Mami & Papi cant possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
> > 10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.
> >
> > 10 Truths white and Hispanic people know but Black people wont admit
> > 1. O.J. did it.
> > 2. Tupac is dead.
> > 3. Teeth shouldnt be decorated.
> > 4. Weddings should start on time.
> > 5. Your pastor doesnt know everything.
> > 6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
> > 7. Red is not a Kool Aid flavor, its a color.
> > 8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
> > 9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
> > 10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.

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