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Funny RP from Knot
Someone RP'd this on the CT Knot board, I thought it was hilarious...
Dear Woman in line in front of me at DD this morning,
I'm not sure if you realized this when you walked into Dunkin Donuts this morning that you indead walked into a Dunkin Donuts. This isn't one of those fancy one's with the drive-thru or else I wouldn't be writing you this right now.
You walked into let me say it one more time a Dunkin Donuts at quarter or eight in the morning. Now it was already packed like a sardine can full of the early morning business professionals jonesing for their morning caffiene and or sugar fix. It is not good to mess with these type of people that early in the morning and before food.
When it was your turn in front of the line to order you proceeded to ask the clerk "So what is it you guys have here?". Again I'm not sure if you noticed it or not but your in a Dunking Donuts. So obviously in one of these named places there must be donuts and something to dunk them in. In case you honestly missed that fact maybe you could have taken a look at your surrondings during the ten minutes you stood in line and noticed a few things. I will list a few for you as examples...
1. The huge wall of deliciousness that is right behind the clerk. The huge wall full of donuts, bagels, muffins, munchkins (i'll get to them later), and croissants.
2. The huge illuminated menu featuring not only the words to say what they have and how much but also pictures just in case you can't read.
3. The entire place smells like fresh baked goods and coffee!
Now after the five minutes you spent staring at the clerk because where we live the people who work at dunkin donuts don't speak english as their first or second language but have learned enough to know when someone wants a cream donut and a medium french vaniella coffee. Good enough for me because those people work fast to get me my donut!
Now you have finally decided on something...YAY!...and then you say "How do the munchins work?". At this point there is a certain mob mentality looming behind you from the 20 or so people who aren't even human until after their morning coffee. If you don't order quickly I don't think your going to make it out unharmed. Thats advice for your own good, because honestly honey when the mob moves forward I'm taking one step to the right to get out of their way.
Then finally after twenty minutes of your pondering the many wonders or your apparent first trip to again Dunkin Donuts you order three muchkins and leave. Seriously only three muchkins! You should have ordered half the menu for all that time.
In the future please take note of where your going not only for the sanity of those standing behind you in line, but for your own health as well. I'm sure there is a family that loves you somewhere and no one wants to see on the news "Woman trampled on way to donuts" on the five o'clock news. Thank you for taking the time to help yourself no longer be a moron who isn't aware of her surroundings, and please never come in a Dunkin Donuts again.
Sincerely,
lily (irrate woman behind you in line jonesing for her breakfast)
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