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How I embarassed myself at the gym today

This could end up being a regular post, because every time I am at the gym I do something to embarass myself, my family, and my community.  Here's what I did today:

-Cried, actually CRIED, while lifting weights because "A New Day" by Celine Dion came on my iPod, I haven't listened to it since my fertility treatments (when I was feeling super sappy all the time), and I realized how true it is (for those of you who don't know, it's about her journey to have her son).  Cried.  At the gym.  While lifting weights.  Embarassing.

-Was doing one-legged squats off of the back of the chin up machine (the step is pretty high, so it's like doing them in the air), didn't know that a short old guy was behind me, and put my bum on his head.

-Couldn't figure out how to adjust the seat of one of the machines, so I used it the way it was and my feet were dangling off the ground like a kindergartner's

 Aren't I super cool?  Don't you all want to be friends with me IRL?

Re: How I embarassed myself at the gym today

  •  I would have loved to see your arse on the old guys head. hahahahahahahah
  • That is why I now have a home gym in my basement.....I used to embarrass myself on a regular basis and figured it wasn't worth the humiliation!!!! 

    P.S.

    That song  makes me cry too!!! 

  • LOL arse on an old guy that is classic. To make you feel better one time in the wave pool at Mt Tom I got knocked over by a wave and sat on a kid

  • OMG, I am literally LOL at work! Holy mental image Batman!
  • Hahahaa....I love the part about the old guy. But I am laughing with you not at you. I feel like a total arse every time I am at the gym. I feel for you with the seat adjustment.......I've actually broken things trying to adjust them so I would do the same as you did.

    Nice job on your good workout though!

  • Lol the second one is hilarious
  • My feet dangle on some of the machines...even when I adjust the seat right.  One of the pitfalls of being only 5' tall!

    I bet that guy enjoyed having your butt on his head!

  • lol at the story of putting your bum on the short guy head Big Smile
  • Fitzy, you're the best. I totally looked forward to reading the contents of this b/c I knew it was going to be good.

    I didn't know that's what that song was about. I'll cry harder the next time I hear it.

  • LOL ?about your bum on the guys head!!?

    Super touching though about the Celine Dion song....can totally?see myself doing that.

    This morning I was sitting on the deck talking on the phone thinking I was so cool and I turned around to get up and whacked my nose on a plant hanger. ?Now it's all swollen and I have ice on it. ?Just what I want before I go to San Francisco when I'll probably have my pic taken a dozen times. NICE!?

  • lol on how you sat on the guys head  :)

    I understand about the seat thing though.  Instead of trying to find help in fixing them, I always use them as they are.  The other day I rode one of the bikes like that (seat was too high)...NOT comfy.

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  • That's priceless.  I would have loved to see the look on that guy's face..lol

    But, at least you got out there and went to the gym!  A little public humiliation is worth it for abs of steel, right?

  • Ha ha, love it...I actually laughed out loud at number two.  But, I gotta give you props (yes, I did just use the word "props") for a) actually going to the gym and b) doing what sounds like a great workout.  Excellent for you!
  • LMAO, you made me snarf on my water!
  • Your bum on a short guys head - Priceless!! 

    Good for you getting to the gym and having a great workout Yes- even if your feet were dangling.  I'm never able to adjust those things either so mine would have been dangling too.

  • I am laughing my ass off reading this!  I love it!  Too funny. Too, too funny.  Well, not the crying part, but the rest.  And yes, I will still be friends with you in real life. 
  • #2 just made me LOL, seriously.  "my bum on his head" hahaha love it
  • lol - too funny!

    I've embarrassed myself at the gym too by walking into a barbell in plain sight. It hurt!

    Also I've learned not to watch UConn games at the gym - I found myself cheering and yelling at the TV like at home.

    Also I go back and forth between Opran and Ellen while doing cardio. Depending on the show I can be on the verge of tears one minute and then laughing the next with Ellen. Anyone who watches me must think I'm crazy!

  • I fell of the treadmill once at the gym.  Yup.  I never ever returned....ever.  It was embarrassing. 
  • I don't know how I missed this post all day.

    Your bum on his head....absolutely priceless.

  • lol, I think you would be a blast IRL to be friends with!  I'm sure the gym stories were not as funny in the moment but they're hysterical now!

    I'm sorry about the difficulty hearing the Celine Dion songs! She'll do it every time! (Maybe you needed a good cry?)  (((hugs))) 

  • OMG, I just read this post and the "I put my bum on his head" just made me laugh out loud! I'm so sorry you had a rough time at the gym, but thank your for the morning chuckle! Wink
  • That is AWESOME and makes me want to be your friend IRL!
  • OK this just made my morning...put your bum on his head.  OMG...LO freaking L.
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