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Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Never argue with a woman
> NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN (sorry for the weird formatting)
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
> decides? to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to? take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads? her? book.
>
>?
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman
> and
> says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
>
> 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
>
> You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
>
> 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
>
> 'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at
> any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
>
>?
'For reading a book,' she replies,
>
> 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again,
>
> 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
>
> 'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at
> any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
>
> 'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says
> the
> woman.
>
>?
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
>
> 'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
> start at any moment.'
>
>?
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
>
>?
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.?
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