My sister can't say no. To anything. You could sell her a ketchup popsicle while she is wearing white gloves.
So, alarm salesman comes along. She gets suckered in. But no biggie, cuz if you don't like it, they will come and remove it in 2 weeks. Only pinholes in the walls. Not invasive.
Granted, she got a great deal, and talked him into a bigger and better system.. but she never mentioned it to hubby.
Two weeks pass, they procrastinate, don't get it removed. And the pinholes? Huge mother effin chunks out of the wall.
Now, the good part. They both are medics/firefighters. Hubby home alone, eating popcorn and drinking rum. Sister gets called out to a fire alarm- at her address. She is driving the pump, and gets a phone call from the alarm monitoring people.. this is how it goes "just wanted to inform you that there is a fire alarm at your residence" Sister, as sirens are SCREAMING in the background "Yeah, thanks tips, I know. I am driving the fricken firetruck there!!!"
Hubby standing on front lawn when trucks arrive, with drink and popcorn in hand "nothing to see here people, unless you want a drink, move along".
The alarm was faulty, and went off on its own. But how fricken hilarious is it that she was called, and drove, to her own "house fire".
They made the whole platoon cookies for the false alarm, and to this date, they still havent lived it down.
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I'm not wearing white gloves; can I have a ketchup popsicle?!
lol too freakin funny!
Mom, why are you washing my feed in the sink?!