most embarrassing moment, ever

Wan-naBe

let's hear it. ?old, new, whatever. ?we're bored and entertainment is needed!

i've blogged mine before: in 7th grade, i loved a boy a lot. ?i wrote out the lyrics to lionel richie's "hello" (thanks, starlily, you inspired this) and mailed it to him.

but being a lame ass, i'd dutifully written my return address on the envelope. ?he got it and showed it to everyone and their mother at school. ?i still loved him, but i sure was mad at him for that.

STILL mortifying after all these years.?

Wan-naBe

i can't believe y'all are leaving me hanging here.

Lilylover77

I'll Play!  My most embarrassing moment was recent. I  crack up NOW when I think about it.

I was at a private school with a rental company and my client to go over the tent space for an upcoming event. Recess was in full force and a little kid kicked a ball towards me. Being the ultra blob that I am, I bent down to pick it up (bending at the knees) and SPLIT MY PANTS OPEN!!  I'm not just talking a little split, I'm talking a crotch to back split. There was NO where to hide and I was terrified. It was a G-String day too so there was nothing back there but a breeze. ALL in front of these people. I looked over at my friend/client and had her rush to grab me a sweatshirt. As she returned, she had tears in her eyes from laughter. It was quite the fat day.

 

Mrs.Masters

I once had a gigantic fart slip out while in a full elevator....on the way to an interview. It was horrific.

JD 2 B

In 5th grade we had a substitute for gym and she decided dodgeball was as much as she would teach. It got hectic and I attempted to jump over a ball flying towards me...My timing was off. I landed on top of the ball and fell straight backwards in front of the entire grade. My first and only trip to the emergency room. The doctors thought I broke my tailbone and while I kept being sent for tests I thought it would never be fixed and I'd have a bone floating in my butt forever. Luckily it wasn't broken. I was mortified to go back to school

5dogs

I was elbowed by a jackass sitting next to me at an Angels game five or six years ago, resulting in a boob nearly popping out of my tank top on the jumbotron while attending the game with my mom & some of her friends. Getting catcalled, whistled at, and god knows what else while leaving the game was mortifying.

ssinca

I have too many.  let's just say I'm the world's biggest klutz.

lacey<3

im sure there are many recent embarrassing moments that i just can think of right now since i havent had coffee yet..

but the first that comes to mind is more horrific than embarrassing.  One summer (when i was a kid) me and my two brothers somehow got lice when we were visiting my dad and step-mom.  They did the whole shampoo thing and everything seemed fine... it worked great, however, my step-mom freaked out and shaved my head.  Yes.. shaved.. and I had long hair.. down to my butt.  What makes it worse is I was starting 5th grade at a new school a few weeks later.  It was pretty horrible.  I wore a hat all the time. 

When my hair finally grew out a bit my mom wanted to help me feel more girly and got me a perm.... i ended up having a fro.  Oh the joy.