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Bad Morning

H is in the Shark Tournament in Cape May this weekend, so I will be at the shop 15 hours a day for the next 3 days.  Fun times.  I haven't been looking forward to it at all and to top it all off my morning starts like this:

A little back story - Since I got my new SUV last January, I have killed 6 birds with it.  No, not intentionally, but they seem to just fly into my grill, windshield, hood, etc.  I feel bad, but what am I to do.  Well this morning I was walking down my deck towards the front of my house and got slammed in the face by none other than a bird.  It came out of nowhere and whacked me in my right cheek.  I could not believe what was happening.  My neighbors came running out, the dogs were all over the place and I had a big welt on my face.  The welt has since gone down, but a lovely bruise is forming.  I have never heard of such a thing.  I think it's a conspiracy against me since I have killed so many of their buddies, but seriously, my face??

This is going to be fun explaining to all my customers.  I'm going to hide behind the grill for a while.

Re: Bad Morning

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