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Jeff Foxworthy: You might live in St. Louis
My mom (Mrs.Goose) sent this to me this morning. I thought some were cute, and definitely true.
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What Jeff Foxworthy
has to say about St.
Louis :
If someone in a Home Depot store offers
you assistance and they don't work there, you might live in St. Louis .
If
someone mentions "The Landing" and it has nothing to do with the space
shuttle, you might live in St.
Louis .
If you've worn shorts and a parka at
the same time, you might live in St.
Louis .
If you've seen a tornado touchdown and
ONLY thought
"Darn it, I just waxed the car", you might live in St. Louis .
If
you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong
number, you might live in St.
Louis .
If you measure distance in hours
instead of miles, you might live in St. Louis .
If you have switched from
'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you might live in St. Louis .
If
you drive 75 miles through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard for some
White Castles, you might live in St.
Louis .
If you carry jumper cables in your car
and your wife knows how to use them, you might live in St. Louis .
If
you take I-Farty-Far to Six Flags, you might live in St. Louis.
If
someone says concrete and you think of Ted Drewes instead of pavement, you might
live in St.
Louis .
If you design your kid's Halloween
costume to fit over a snowsuit, you might live in St. Louis .
If
the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is
passing you, you might live in St.
Louis .
If you've ever skipped school, work, or
even a court-date because you had tickets to an afternoon Cards, Blues or Rams
game, you might live in St.
Louis .
If you can say the words "Cahokia
Mounds" and not think of a candybar or body parts, you might live in St. Louis .
If
driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you
might live in St.
Louis .
If you actually understand these jokes
and forward them to all your St. Louis friends & others, you live or have lived in
St.
Louis.
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Sorry if the formatting gets funky, I just C&P'd from my e-mail.
Re: Jeff Foxworthy: You might live in St. Louis
That's cute!
Thanks for sharing
I also like the one
" If a hoosier is someone who lives south of 44 and not someone from Indiana you might be a St. Louisan "