I also posted this on D&R and TTTC... my mom sent me this email and it is so funny!
One for
the girls
Now I lay
me down to sleep
I pray the
Lord my shape to keep.
Please no
wrinkles, Please no bags
And please
lift my butt before it sags.
Please no
age spots, Please no gray
And as for
my belly, Please take it away.
Please
keep me healthy, Please keep me young,
And thank
you Dear Lord, For all that you've done.
Five tips
for a woman.....
1. It is
important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is
important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is
important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is
important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is
important that these four men don't know each other.
Foot
Note:
One saggy
boob said to the other saggy boob:
'If we
don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts.'

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2011 Races:
Robbins Run 5K Trail Run- 4/23/11
Turkey Hill Country Classic 5K- 5/7/11
MHA Ladies 5K- 6/4/11
Hershey Half Marathon- 10/16/11
Amish Country Half Marathon- 11/5/11
Turkey Trot 5K 11/24/11
Jingle Bell Run 12/11/11
Kris Kringle 5 Miler 12/18/11