South Jersey Nesties
Dear Community,
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Open Letters Anyone??
I saw this on the Philly board the other week and I thought it was hysterical. Since this board has been kind of dead, I thought I'd try and spice it up a bit and see if anyone wants to put some open letters out there..Go for it!
Re: Open Letters Anyone??
Dear obnoxious former roommate,
I can't believe you just told me that "Jersey really isn't your thing" considering you came from a shack in the poorest part of the country. Now that you live in NYC, you think that your sh*t don't stink and I'm here to tell you that it's not the case. Well if Jersey isn't your thing, then don't continue to invite yourself to the Eagles/Cowboys game on my 1 year anniversary. And please stop asking me if I'm going because I didn't even bring it up to DH because I know he would look at me like I have 5 heads. In fact, DH would rather lock himself in a freezer all day then spend any day with your boyfriend who has the personality of a wall.
And please don't tell me that you're having finanical difficulties one month, and then the next month telling me you're planning a trip to Argentina this summer. It's called living outside your means and it's not good. Put down the credit card that I see you use all the time.
Love ya!
The girl who's wedding you were in and didn't even bring a card.
Ahaha... good one! Mine's not that angry...
Dear DH,
I appreciate that you went grocery shopping last week; however, for the 15th time you bought the wrong kind of tuna. Tuna in oil is nasty. This is probably the 20th can of tuna in our cupboard that will never be used nor returned. Please seek food drives so that these cans can be put to good use because they just continuously drive me nuts to see.. taking up space and mocking my tuna fish cravings.
Love,
Your tuna-in-water loving wife
Dear Gaping Hole on My Left Foot,
Listen up. I need you to heal quickly--much faster than your current pace--because I am going to be in a public waterpark in 2 days. I would not appreciate getting some kind of virus and having my leg amputated or dying. I have given you plenty of rest, bandaids and Neosporin so kick it in gear.
Thanks so much,
The Woman Limping Around The Office
Dear DH,
Thank you for offering to put air in my tires last night so I can stay home and go to sleep, but I can't thank you for taking over an hour to drive all over South Jersey to find a place that had air. I also can't thank you for the quarter tank of gas that you used in doing so. Note to self, never do that again!
Love,
NJBride
Dear person who abused the dog I'm looking to adopt,
If I ever meet you I will put your balls in a vice and crank it slowly shut. TIA.
Sincerely
lilylow
I believe there's a special place in hell for animal abusers. Right next to Michael Vick. What did this a-hole do to the pup? I just don't understand what sick person would think it's ok to harm an animal..
Dear Trashy Coworker,
Please stop stomping around, back and forth with those ugly heels and your trashy outfit. I know that it is your mating call and you attract many an intern that way, but I am trying to nest and you are making me paranoid. I do not need to hear you whispering to my next door cubemate about such and such and then giggle like a school girl. Grow the eff up and stop trying to get a permanent job here by flirting mercilessly with nerds.
TYVM,
Your Annoyed, Professional Coworker
She is a puppy mill rescue so she was mis-treated pretty badly. She's in foster care right now starting her recovering process to learn that dogs get love too. We have put in the application to adopt her and I'm just waiting to here back.
Aw poor thing. Hopefully she'll be yours soon.. Oscar will give her lots of TLC. What kind of dog is she?
Dear Co-irker in the next cube,
My cube now smells like a french wh0re because of your perfume abuse. I'm getting a head ache because you just dosed yourself in perfume, this is mean to me. I shudder at the thought of what your cube smells like if mine is this bad. Please spritz yourself down outside and then walk around a little to air out before you come indoors.
Yours Truely,
lily in the cube over with a clothespin on her nose now.
Half cocker spanial and half poodle. She looks like Oscar's long lost sister. They have the same color and markings. She just needs Oscar's happy doggy eyes.